Granny Danger Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, Rugster said: Indeed. I believe it was Saville's favourite tipple. And he was a Falkirk fan... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Will the cotten not irritate said teeth? They’ll be made out of a non-irritating material. You keep throwing them up, I’ll keep smashing them out the park! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 13 hours ago, Dindeleux said: Sparkling water is vile. What is sparkling water anyway? Is it just lemonade without the lemons? How do they make it? The Highland Spring 'Factory' at Blackford. One side of the factory is just taps for filling bottles with local tap water and selling it at a fortune, At the other side locals are fed boiled cabbage and made to fart in half the bottles making them 'Sparkling Mineral Water' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 24, 2018 Author Share Posted January 24, 2018 The headphone jack socket on my mobile phone has become slack. It's like a hippo's yawn. This has the undesired effect that the jack for my headphones becomes detached with the merest tug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 The headphone jack socket on my mobile phone has become slack. It's like a hippo's yawn. This has the undesired effect that the jack for my headphones becomes detached with the merest tug. Get yourself some Bluetooth headphones 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 24, 2018 Author Share Posted January 24, 2018 Just now, Swarley said: Get yourself some Bluetooth headphones I have a perfectly good set of QC15's. I'm going to replace the board with the faulty jack on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: As said already, buying bottled water, outside of being droothy and far from ones own tap is for absolute morons. Also, following on from the recent series of Blue Planet, anyone who contributes this particular strain of plastic to the worlds oceans should surely be executed? Its bad enough being stupid enough to think its not tap water, but to inflict that stupidity on innocent marine life is just vile. How about saving a nice bottle or two? Eg M&S’ chunky glass efforts that contain their poncey sparkling soft drinks. Decant some tap water into them and keep them in the fridge (removing from fridge at a time to suit your dellicate gnashers). You’re protecting Mr Whale and will impress Mrs B with your new-found sophistication. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 In fairness to Granny, this sparkling water isn't bad. I don't mind mixing sparkling water with fresh apple or orange juice either. He's wrong about drinking tap water in Scotland though. f**k all wrong with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, sjc said: In fairness to Granny, this sparkling water isn't bad. I don't mind mixing sparkling water with fresh apple or orange juice either. He's wrong about drinking tap water in Scotland though. f**k all wrong with that. Granny just has an outside tap pumping in water directly from the Barry Burn though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 We've only got the best tap water just about anywhere on the planet. I found that sparkling water is a big thing in Germany, if you ask for water in a restaurant or otherwise they'll give you sparkling unless you specify that you want still water. I don't mind it but heard plenty of people (Americans) complain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Granny just has an outside tap pumping in water directly from the Barry Burn though. Hands up who's been pissing in it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 6 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'm going to replace the board with the faulty jack on it. Didnt Fergus McCann say that about 25 years ago? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 I wanted to buy a small pizza earlier and discovered that the 16" version came with little plastic Bunsen stands, I was intrigued so I opted for a the larger version, now I have too much pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 25 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I wanted to buy a small pizza earlier and discovered that the 16" version came with little plastic Bunsen stands, I was intrigued so I opted for a the larger version, now I have too much pizza. Send the remainder to Biafra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Send the remainder to Biafra. I know your game, you're a Nigerian Prince aren't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I know your game, you're a Nigerian Prince aren't you? Doesn't make me a bad person. Give me your account details and I'll explain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 12 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Send the remainder to Biafra. Christ, that is a blast from the past, Biafra. One of my favourite old jokes used to be: "What is the fastest thing in Biafra?" A Milanda bread van! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 1 minute ago, supermik said: Christ, that is a blast from the past, Biafra. One of my favourite old jokes used to be: "What is the fastest thing in Biafra?" A Milanda bread van! Might be kicking off again. Fastest animal? Biafran chicken. http://dailypost.ng/2018/01/27/biafra-nigeria-cant-come-another-civil-war-ex-commissioner-tsav/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I have other commitments this Saturday morning and will miss the Perth farmers market for the 2nd month in a row.No venison and no macarons for another month. That's barbaric. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 13 hours ago, BallochSonsFan said: I have other commitments this Saturday morning and will miss the Perth farmers market for the 2nd month in a row. No venison and no macarons for another month. That's barbaric. DA Baracus has a lasagne recipe that might tide you over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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