Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 2 hours ago, IainMorton said: Shower is gubbed so having to use the bath instead. Where did you put the coal? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Where did you put the coal? In the fire in the living room, the bath was sat in front of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 26 minutes ago, IainMorton said: In the fire in the living room, the bath was sat in front of it. You were lucky, we used to dream of indoor baths in Fife. Up at two, twenty hour shift then wash in the rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 9 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: You were lucky, we used to dream of indoor baths in Fife. Up at two, twenty hour shift then wash in the rain. I don’t believe you, as if people from Fife used to have jobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 I don’t believe you, as if people from Fife used to have jobs. We don't, all of fife leaves to work in Edinburgh every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 (edited) When you're doing a payment online of some sort and the site has to send you an SMS verification code for you to type into the payment page and the pop up of the message appears at the top of your screen but it can't fit all the digits in so you have to leave the screen, go into your messages to retrieve the entire code and then go back to the payment screen. Those remote tribes in the Amazon don't know how good they've got it. Edited October 15, 2020 by Dee Man 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Forgot to charge my wireless headphones, and had to go for my run using wired ones like a caveman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Cut my finger on a lobster shell earlier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Cut my finger on a lobster shell earlier What kind of lobster?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, philpy said: What kind of lobster?? Maine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Maine or Mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 16/12/2019 at 03:22, A96 said: My rubber gloves wouldn’t come off easily a few minutes ago after I’d hand-washed the dishes. I’m now fearing the same scenario the next time I put them on. Why oh why oh why do the local shops not sell them in XL size ? Cause washing the dishes is a womans job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 On 15/10/2020 at 07:41, Dee Man said: When you're doing a payment online of some sort and the site has to send you an SMS verification code for you to type into the payment page and the pop up of the message appears at the top of your screen but it can't fit all the digits in so you have to leave the screen, go into your messages to retrieve the entire code and then go back to the payment screen. Those remote tribes in the Amazon don't know how good they've got it. Santander put the code at the very end of the text, underneath a few paragraphs of shite. Tempted to bill them for the few seconds it takes me to retrieve the code every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2023 Author Share Posted August 10, 2023 My cleaners have arrived 25 mins early this morning, roughly 2 mins after i'd had a shite in the downstairs toilet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 13 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My cleaners have arrived 25 mins early this morning, roughly 2 mins after i'd had a shite in the downstairs toilet. More than one? Chapeau sir, chapeau. Although I know the Orangery can be a bit of a bugger for collecting dust at this time of year… Spoiler …and for any wags thinking on a lame-ass jibe about the Ibrox Trophy Room, just don’t. I’m way ahead of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 43 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My cleaners have arrived 25 mins early this morning, roughly 2 mins after i'd had a shite in the downstairs toilet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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