DA Baracus Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) Not sure of the etiquette here should I tell her that before or after I've kicked her in the pie? Grimbo During. Obviously the windows will have been opened and the heating turned up beforehand. Edited October 22, 2015 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 During. Obviously the windows will have been opened and the heating turned up beforehand. Sorry I'm not one of those new men, I can't multi-task. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Trying to go for a shite in my work is murder, plenty of toilets but all of their entrances are within view of someone's desk, have to time it right so you can nip in undetected and take a good 10 minutes or so. 10 minutes? Not going for a shite imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I bought some porridge from Lidl that you make in the microwave. I thought today was a good a day as any to give it a whirl. Well I put the correct amount of milk in the bowl with the oats & banged it in the micro at 2.30 min as instructed & I now have a microwave that looks like it's been artexed, I do hope my missus won't ruin any of my new chisels when she discovers it? I now understand what it must be like for our African cousins to have to forego breakfast. Grimbo Always, always cover your microwaved meals with a plate. Except the ready meals with the plastic cover, obviously Last time I cleaned our microwave, it looked like someone had turned it upside-down and spewed all over the ceiling. You don't tend to notice it when the thing's at waist height, but it becomes seriously mauchit very quickly without plate cover...and then it all drips down next time you're using it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Sportello Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) When you're talking/about to talk on the phone, and you have to move the device from your ear to look at the screen and up the volume, see if it's ringing, enter a digit etc and the thing is fucking locked. And then you have to spend 5 seconds unlocking it, and you miss whatever happens on the other end. Does my fucking tits in. Edited October 22, 2015 by Doc Sportello 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 When you're talking/about to talk on the phone, and you have to move the device from your ear to up the volume, see if it's wringing, enter a digit etc and the thing is fucking locked. And then you have to spend 5 seconds unlocking it, and you miss whatever happens on the other end. Does my fucking tits in. If it's wringing, that's probably why nothing else works properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Sportello Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) If it's wringing, that's probably why nothing else works properly. I managed to edit it before you hit submit = a win for me. edit: it's a testament to P&B that I knew somebody was going to make that shite joke within 3 seconds of my spotting the error. And viola, less than a minute later there it is. Edited October 22, 2015 by Doc Sportello 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I managed to edit it before you hit submit = a win for me. edit: it's a testament to P&B that I knew somebody was going to make that shite joke within 3 seconds of my spotting the error. And viola, less than a minute later there it is. Is someone on the fiddle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Give up now, Doc; it's only going to get worse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Sportello Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Having a shocker here tbphwy. Or maybe I'm just thick? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 When you're talking/about to talk on the phone, and you have to move the device from your ear to look at the screen and up the volume, see if it's ringing, enter a digit etc and the thing is fucking locked. And then you have to spend 5 seconds unlocking it, and you miss whatever happens on the other end. Does my fucking tits in. Get a 21st century phone. Most modern mobiles will recognise that you're looking at the screen and display the appropriate numbers and options. #livinginthefreeworld 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Never knew Mark Connolly was a Fiorentina fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Sportello Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Get a 21st century phone. Most modern mobiles will recognise that you're looking at the screen and display the appropriate numbers and options. #livinginthefreeworld I don't think you understand technology, m8. Phones these days auto-lock after a period of in-activity. That's just peachy for most things, but when you're in the middle of a phonecall, it's a pain in the hoop. Pls educate urselgf. #uptodate #violasattheready 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 You actually still hold the phone to your ear? Headphones with a microphone is the answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 You actually still hold the phone to your ear? Headphones with a microphone is the answer. Is "How to look like a prime twat in public" the question? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Is "How to look like a prime twat in public" the question? It's cute, but it's not right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Is "How to look like a prime twat in public" the question? Clearly no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I go back to work on Tuesday after being off since 09/10. Cba Xoc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Clearly no. You can have another try, if you like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I don't think you understand technology, m8. Phones these days auto-lock after a period of in-activity. That's just peachy for most things, but when you're in the middle of a phonecall, it's a pain in the hoop. Pls educate urselgf. #uptodate #violasattheready How can that happen? Surely, middle of a call, is active. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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