Dee Man Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Weird moment of the day. Stevie Campbell knocking on my door... and handing me a delivery! Did you ask him about his shenanigans with your mob or did you bottle it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Doubt Pongolle and Kawashima will be signed by Saturday According to reports, I doubt Pongolle will be signing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimwhite Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 According to reports, I doubt Pongolle will be signing at all.Agree with this. I did hear he was signing and trying to get family over. But if he was going to sign surely he would have been signed by now?*** take that back *** He signs today subject to international clearance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 27, 2015 Author Share Posted November 27, 2015 He signs today subject to international clearance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Pongo has signed I think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 We've signed a striker he's Sinama Pongolle He's quick and he is skilful and so good on the ball He cost one club eight million but we got him for f*ck all With Kawa, him and Demel we might stay up after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 We've signed a striker he's Sinama Pongolle He's quick and he is skilful and so good on the ball He cost one club eight million but we got him for f*ck all With Kawa, him and Demel we might stay up after all! Are all your posts now going to be in rhyming couplets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Are all your posts now going to be in rhyming couplets? You can expect this kinda thing from Granny, I quite like him but he sometimes comes across as a bit of a fanny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Are all your posts now going to be in rhyming couplets? I want Granny Danger to do all his posts like this. Or in haiku: On a wet Friday We signed Sinama Pongolle We might not go down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I want Granny Danger to do all his posts like this. Or in haiku: On a wet Friday We signed Sinama Pongolle We might not go down That's quite good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Official site confirms it. http://dufc.co/news/pongolle-signs/ Deeboy along in a minute for his usual warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I see Granny's been listening to Eminem a lot recently. Sick rhymes, Clive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I see Granny's been listening to Eminem a lot recently. Sick rhymes, Clive. G-Danz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I want Granny Danger to do all his posts like this. Or in haiku: On a wet Friday We signed Sinama Pongolle We might not go down I'm a big fan of the haiku, and have posted some before. I'm sure GD and DundeeBarry had a go too. You can now be the united haiku torchbearer. Every United match thread to have one from your good self. Arabs - different poetic class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I'm a big fan of the haiku, and have posted some before. I'm sure GD and DundeeBarry had a go too. You can now be the united haiku torchbearer. Every United match thread to have one from your good self. Arabs - different poetic class. A Sarto haiku post Unrhyming Arab wisdom Free with every thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Don't encourage me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NareyAProblem Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 The limerick that begins "United's new signing Pongolle" doesn't end well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 The limerick that begins "United's new signing Pongolle" doesn't end well. ArabFC will be along to finish it shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 The limerick that begins "United's new signing Pongolle" doesn't end well. United signed Cinnamon Pongolle But like Sneijder, he went AWOL He saw the colour of the strip And was violently sick So he fucked off without kicking a ball. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladdin Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 United signed Cinnamon Pongolle But like Sneijder, he went AWOL He saw the colour of the strip And was violently sick So he fucked off without kicking a ball. Thank you. There was a poster by the name of Dee Man Whose writings only sometimes merited a ban Constantly slighted For being obsessed with United When he was really just a closet fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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