Bully Wee Villa Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I knew you were thinking that. You owe me £46.29. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 My mate used to rob his dad's piggy bank and buy them off the ice cream van by the dozen and scoff the lot as none of us liked them. He's still a skinny c**t as well. You sure he eats them? Do his farts smell a bit minty? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Charge exorbitant sums of money for folk to run around a muddy field http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/223337-mctough-guy/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) I think Donnie Darko's post was an allusion to the business acumen of South Park's Underpants Gnomes... ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1432674358.578162.jpg Indeed. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/profit Edited May 27, 2015 by DonnieDarko 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Imagine how much you would get for an air piano or an air double bass. Yeah but an air piano would be frickin huge. Imagine having to cart that thing around with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Get pally with a crazy old doctor, who has just invented a time machine. Buy a copy of Grays sports almanac, stick in poly bag. When you're about to embark on another zany time travelling adventure the doc will notice you are attempting to use his time machine for your personal gain. Before he gives you a lecture tell him to shut his stupid pus or you'll do it for him. Proceed as necessary. Using the almanac you'll be able to predict sporting results a make a shit load of moolah. How you use the money gained is up to you, but I have heard of a wee scam involving a premium rate phone line, some stickers and driving like stevie wonder. Feel free to PM me for details. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 What about a collecting ginger bottles? Can you still do that? Or set up a premium rate phone line and put an advert out saying there's a worldwide glass shortage and you'll pay over the odds for ginger bottles. Call this number to sell me your glass cheques. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Wait to receive a phone call from one of these annoying marketing survey companies, for once say you aren't just about to leave for work or that you are too busy and you do have 2 minutes to answer their questions. Say yes to all of their questions and that you are happy for them to share your details with partnering companies. Hang up the phone, set up a premium rate phone number and divert all calls incoming to your phone to this premium rate service and sit back and enjoy those 5:30pm phone calls as the money comes in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 First customer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Recklessly adapt someone else's idea. Get premium rate telephone number. Print up stickers with "How's my Deriving?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Next time we play Germany away charter a bus to take Scotland fans over to the match. Hog the Autobahn lanes and put a sticker on the back with the number of a premium rate line for angry Audi and BMW drivers that reads "How's my Fahrting?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Set up an international sporting body Organise a bidding process for the "World Cup" of the sport Count the money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Start a football club with 3 other young men with a similar dream. Try and emulate the emulate the success of your city rivals by spending 10's of million of pounds in what will ultimately be a fruitless enterprise. Sell the club for less than the price of a happy meal, retire to France. You are welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 1. Visit a well known store that sells personal music devices 2. Spend time abusing the salesmen and throwing said electrical devices around the store. Extra kudos will be gained if your portable CD player explodes after smashing off the store wall. 3. Walk out with your deserved refund and additional compensation. 4. Set up a premium rate phone-line called "How's My Fantasising" 5. Boast about it on P'n'B 6. Rake in the money until you get banned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Set up an international sporting body Organise a bidding process for the "World Cup" of the sport Count the money Does anybody want to enter the 2015 World Cup? 50 nicker per entrant signed Tam President of IMTA- International Monkey Tennis Association 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Invent some new management quality fad filled with Japanese words that make no sense and just quote random shit from Toyota executives. Watch as gullible, inept desperate managers use your BS to try and magically fix their broken companies. Before they realise it was horseshit you will be long gone and changed your business name. £10,000 consultancy fee and expenses. Free money, you just need to be some super confident twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Start an insurance company and in the small small print put in *This policy does f**k all you are paying me to laugh at you when you have a disaster* Make it incredibly cheap, people will think they have a bargain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Sell made-up transfer rumours for Kilmarnock to Craig McCulloch Burley. He's deaf you sick f**k!!!! 1!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Some cracking ideas in here... http://www.cracked.com/article_22408_6-ways-to-make-money-off-internet-if-youre-asshole.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 He's deaf you sick f**k!!!! 1!!Sorry...sign made up transfer rumours to Craig McCulloch Burley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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