Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 This c**t saying "Isotonic means it's in balance with your body fluids" has been stuck in my head for ages. Make him go away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Admiral insurance rebranding with a woman and a new logo. Wonder if she's a rear admiral? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 That Jacob's cream crackers advert with the "I like to move it move it" song. Actually terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 That Ford advert in which you have to "Unlearn Everything", is that because you need to be a brain dead, uneducated, moron to buy one of their cars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotSquid Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 There's a Marie Curie nursing one at the moment where you get a death countdown of some old dear in a chair with dogs and grandchildren draped over her in the dying throes as a Judy Murray lookalike stands and frowns over her.. Truly disturbing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Don't think it's been mentioned (which is absolutely fucking obscene, shame on you P&B), but the worst advert of all time, by an absolute fucking mile is this Just For Men monstrosity: every single part of it is horrific, and everyone involved should have been barred from ever featuring in the entertainment industry ever again. The benchmark for shite advertisements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Wearing a tie is far more a mark of some old dinosaur who needs punted out the modern workplace than someone with a bit of grey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Wtf, are they lacing Moams wi, these days? Ken what? I like the Napoleon Dynamite dance scene, I really do. However, I really do have the strong urge to punch this pubes on a cotton buds, the Maom mover, specks right through the back of his heid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I feel like this list is especially poignant: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 BE A WEAR for pets with lungworm. By developing a sudden desire to watch Brass Eye, judging by the style of this advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 The Galaxy advert. The one that's been on for the last 23 years. MOOOOOOOOOONRIVERRRRRRR. If that bird just wandered into my car she'd be getting told to bolt. A solid 3/10. Make a new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Audrey Hepburn a 3/10 Elsewhere, these match.com singles nights where all the wacky imperfect people meet up and compliment each other in improbable ways. There's one in a bowling alley where some boy is lining balls up by their colour, a burd comes over and swaps some round, they share a smile and the suggestion of a burgeoning relationship. When in reality the place shuts down within three months because even after relaying the floor they can't get the stains out after he blootered her skull to bits with one of the balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Oh and there is a new Galaxy Moon River advert. It's worse than the original. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 That fucking family in the Tesco adverts. Untold amounts of absolute seethe from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmc Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) Audrey Hepburn a 3/10 Elsewhere, these match.com singles nights where all the wacky imperfect people meet up and compliment each other in improbable ways. There's one in a bowling alley where some boy is lining balls up by their colour, a burd comes over and swaps some round, they share a smile and the suggestion of a burgeoning relationship. When in reality the place shuts down within three months because even after relaying the floor they can't get the stains out after he blootered her skull to bits with one of the balls. Snorted tea out my nose at that.....correct summary of course 😅 Edited March 30, 2016 by dogmc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Audrey Hepburn a 3/10 Elsewhere, these match.com singles nights where all the wacky imperfect people meet up and compliment each other in improbable ways. There's one in a bowling alley where some boy is lining balls up by their colour, a burd comes over and swaps some round, they share a smile and the suggestion of a burgeoning relationship. When in reality the place shuts down within three months because even after relaying the floor they can't get the stains out after he blootered her skull to bits with one of the balls. My ribs are actually hurting reading that. :lol::lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Why does corsodyl think it's ok to show us what is supposed to be blood from brushing your teeth but Always use blue dye to symbolise a woman's period? For the record I don't need to see blood for either advert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Why does corsodyl think it's ok to show us what is supposed to be blood from brushing your teeth but Always use blue dye to symbolise a woman's period? For the record I don't need to see blood for either advert You're a fucking weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Why does corsodyl think it's ok to show us what is supposed to be blood from brushing your teeth but Always use blue dye to symbolise a woman's period? For the record I don't need to see blood for either advert I'll answer your question. In simple terms, they show the blood as blue, on the Fanny pad commercials, to appease those of noble birth, the royal family. If you were to watch the same commercial in, say France or the USA, the blood is red. As they have no royal family to worry about. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 I'll answer your question. In simple terms, they show the blood as blue, on the Fanny pad commercials, to appease those of noble birth, the royal family. If you were to watch the same commercial in, say France or the USA, the blood is red. As they have no royal family to worry about. You're welcome. False. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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