Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 The Lidl advert with the guy putting on a Scottish accent, it's like something out of fucking Brigadoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Not pish adverts as such, but the Galaxy one with Audrey Hepburn and the Lloyds horse one are getting rather tedious. More so with the latter as it tells you fcuk all about the bank other than 'we have a logo with a horse on it'. Galaxy one probably cost a bomb to make I guess. Eta: Genuinely annoying advert would be the Tradepoint advert (to the tune of Vindaloo) which is constantly on Talk Sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I've never seen anyone eat (or more specifically open) chocolate like Galaxy like they do in adverts (sliding their nail down the foil). A Magnum has never made the noise it does in the adverts when someone bites in to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Same with Always Ultra or Tena Lady. It's never blue liquid which comes out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 All of these people in the We Buy Any Car adverts are c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 If there's clutter in your gutter get a brush. Get it straight from Selco. And this abomination: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, gavin_3110 said: If there's clutter in your gutter get a brush. Get it straight from Selco. And this abomination: This is poor information if it's your lady parts that require salving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnito Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Beagle Street with that c**t of a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Hastings Insurance with that c**t of a seagull and statue. Teletext Holidays. All adverts for bingo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Teletext ITV. All adverts for bingo. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Any advert where they treat the customer like a fucking moron and for my money car adverts do that every time. Do they really believe that seeing a car drive up will make a whole audience rush out of their seats for a wee shot behind the wheel, fair enough the audience are actually perched hanging over a cliff, but still, f**k off. Do they really believe that schoolkids will be dumbstruck with envy as they drop off their kid at the school gates? Do they really believe that the world will step back and admire as their car glides along an empty street? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 There's a BT Infinity advert on the go currently that starts off with music that sounds almost exactly like the intro to an advert for a new Mario game a few years back. Every time I hear it I think it's the Mario advert. Very strangely irritating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Beagle Street with that c**t of a dog. This, along with the b*****ding "I see you baby, chicken madras" and "another one drives a Duster" ads are the ones that get me close to hurling the remote through the TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 "Derek... We're off to Benidorm" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 That Lidl one where the guy thinks they get their mussels from a ditch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 The radio again. "This is the sound of an airgun with a license... *bang* ...this is the sound of an airgun without a license... *silence*" Aye, if you don't have a license, the airgun will just automatically not fire for you. Fucking idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 "What happens if we get 1 million downloads?" "We're good..." No you're not, you fucking c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 That b*****d paralympics advert that lasts about ten minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 On 13/07/2016 at 19:18, peasy23 said: This, along with the b*****ding "I see you baby, chicken madras" I'm waiting for the one where they use Adam and the Ants music: "Beef chow mein! Beef chow mein!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 The Direct Line advert, simply due to the Pulp Fictionesque music at the end which is just an el cheapo riff which isn't from the film at all. That's a lie actually, mainly because the whole idea of it all is about 20 years too late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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