mizfit Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Received 2 fines, breach of the peace and pissing in public. Used to get stopped on a weekly basis by the police when I was between 14-17 for the usual drinking in public, football in the street nonsense that they stop people for at that age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I was once stopped by the police when I was 13/14 at the Huntly shops (painting the picture for Dundee posters) we usually were wee arseholes but this time we'd found a £1 trolley that some old biddy must have taken their shopping home in and couldn't be arsed returning it. As we usually played football at the back of Asda we were going to take it back and be +£1. The policeman took exception to this though and wanted our names and addresses, but not our totally true (for once!) story. I had a harrowing choice between either custard slices OR Jaffa cakes because of the arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I do love stories that amount to, "there I was, breaking the law, and the fucking pigs arrested me! Can you believe the cheek?!" I used to work with a laddie who didn't like the fuzz for unspecified reasons. Every week he'd have a new story about what he got up to as a boy with his pals, like the night they set all the council rubbish bins in Falkirk town centre on fire, or the time they panned in the windaes of a local church. There's a link there somewhere...if only I could see what it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 No the purpose of this thread has failed. The by products of wankers trying to boast of their booze and illegal drug fueled antics has been quite impressive though. Sounds like someone's a bit defensive about having always been a square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Did US Cops not return some of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims back to his apartment on at least one occasion? I mind Billy Connolly saying something about how Jeffrey Dahmer seemed like a perfectly amiable young homosexual guy. But, then again, he'd never been chased down the street buck-arsed naked by old Jeffrey, which might have clouded his view of him somewhat From wiki: "On the afternoon of May 26, 1991, Dahmer encountered a 14-year-old named Konerak Sinthasomphone on Wisconsin Avenue; he approached the youth with an offer of money to accompany him to his apartment to pose for Polaroid pictures. According to Dahmer, Sinthasomphone—the younger brother of the boy whom he had molested in 1988—was initially reluctant to the proposal, before changing his mind and accompanying Dahmer to his apartment, where the youth posed for two pictures in his underwear before Dahmer drugged him into unconsciousness and performed oral sex on him. On this occasion, Dahmer drilled a single hole into Sinthasomphone's skull, through which he injected muriatic acid into the frontal lobe.[116] Before Sinthasomphone fell unconscious, Dahmer led the boy into his bedroom, where the nude body of 31-year-old Tony Hughes, whom Dahmer had killed three days earlier, lay naked on the floor.[117] According to Dahmer, he "believed he [sinthasomphone] saw this body," yet did not react to seeing the bloated corpse—likely because of the effects of the sleeping pills he had ingested and the muriatic acid Dahmer had injected into his skull. Sinthasomphone soon became unconscious, whereupon Dahmer drank several beers while lying alongside Sinthasomphone before leaving his apartment to drink at a bar, then purchase more alcohol.[118] In the early morning hours of May 27, Dahmer returned towards his apartment to discover Sinthasomphone sitting naked on the corner of 25th and State, talking in Laotian, with three hysterical young women standing near him.[119] Dahmer approached the trio and explained to the women that Sinthasomphone (whom he referred to by an alias) was his lover, and attempted to lead him to his apartment by the arm. The three women dissuaded Dahmer, explaining they had phoned 911.[120] Upon the arrival of two officers namedJohn Balcerzak and Joseph Gabrish, Dahmer's demeanor relaxed: he informed the officers that Sinthasomphone was his 19-year-old boyfriend, that he had drank too much following a quarrel, and that he frequently behaved in this manner when intoxicated. The three women were exasperated and when one of the trio attempted to indicate to one of the officers that Sinthasomphone was bleeding from his buttocks and that he had seemingly struggled against Dahmer's attempts to walk him to his apartment, the officer harshly informed her to "butt out,"[121] "shut the hell up"[122] and to not interfere, adding the incident was "domestic."[123] Against the protests of the three women, the officers simply covered Sinthasomphone with a towel and walked him to Dahmer's apartment where, in an effort to verify his claim that he and Sinthasomphone were lovers, Dahmer showed the officers the two semi-nude Polaroid pictures he had taken of the youth the previous evening. The officers later reported having noted a strange scent reminiscent of excrement inside the apartment (this odor emanated from the decomposing body of Hughes).[124] Dahmer stated that to investigate this, one officer simply "peeked his head around the bedroom but really didn't take a good look." The officers then left, with a departing remark that Dahmer "take good care" of Sinthasomphone.[122][125] Had they conducted a background check upon Dahmer, it would have revealed that he was a convicted child molester under probation.[126]" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 90% positive with Strathclyde's finest. Only negative was when as a 14 year old goth me and my pals were escorted out of Central station for loitering. Due to bumping into my mate on the way out, one of the policemen felt it necessary to grab me and give me a good shake. Odd one that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 We had a local bloke who was a tad overweight, nick named PC Wellington Head. He had to catch you red handed as there was no way he would chase you, unless you sang this song for him, to the tune of The Monkees. Here they come, walking down the street. With their funny hats on and their big flat feet. Hey hey its the polis, I wish they were all dead. Especially that big fat one, that b*****d Wellington Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Sounds like someone's a bit defensive about having always been a square. Yup. Seething that I spent my childhood listening to Radio 4 and murdering hookers instead of being a #topboi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 No the purpose of this thread has failed. The by products of wankers trying to boast of their booze and illegal drug fueled antics has been quite impressive though. Wisbit though - oh dear me. If you didn't do hunners of #Ching and plenty of Christian Bentekes when you were younger then you're the loser, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 If you didn't do hunners of #Ching and plenty of Christian Bentekes in the past fortnight, then you're the loser, my friend. FTFY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I was once stopped by the police when I was 13/14 at the Huntly shops (painting the picture for Dundee posters) we usually were wee arseholes but this time we'd found a £1 trolley that some old biddy must have taken their shopping home in and couldn't be arsed returning it. As we usually played football at the back of Asda we were going to take it back and be +£1. The policeman took exception to this though and wanted our names and addresses, but not our totally true (for once!) story. I had a harrowing choice between either custard slices OR Jaffa cakes because of the arsehole. Got lot of mates who grew up/used to hang around that area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 For a breach of the peace to be committed then a reasonable person needs to be placed in a state of fear or alarm- who was in the state as a result of his singing? Or cause disturbance to an area - which his 'belting out' a song obviously would have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Got lot of mates who grew up/used to hang around that area. You've got great mates, clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Yup. Seething that I spent my childhood listening to Radio 4 and murdering hookers instead of being a #topboi You seem seething. And defensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 You seem seething. And defensive. I am. It's the hookers that keep saying, nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 90% positive with Strathclyde's finest. Only negative was when as a 14 year old goth me and my pals were escorted out of Central station for loitering. Due to bumping into my mate on the way out, one of the policemen felt it necessary to grab me and give me a good shake. Odd one that. Cop sounds like either someone who beats kids or beasts kids, NAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Yup. Seething that I spent my childhood listening to Radio 4 and murdering hookers instead of being a #topboi Snap! I used to love listening to the Archers whilst rolling up prossies in a carpet and throwing them off a bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I could see your point if i was belting out the sash on a Saturday night in George Square. I wasn't, I was in Paisley toon center singing St Mirren songs. Sorry for trying to enjoy myself. And being a bit of a dick. The Police did the decent thing. Snap! I used to love listening to the Archers whilst rolling up prossies in a carpet and throwing them off a bridge. Exactly. All these losers getting high on narcotics when they could have been watching something educational on a Saturday night like The Blue Planet is mind boggling. Especially on UK Gold as you get ad breaks to dig the shallow graves and still get to watch unmissable television on sharks and coral reefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I could see your point if i was belting out the sash on a Saturday night in George Square. I wasn't, I was in Paisley toon center singing St Mirren songs. Sorry for trying to enjoy myself. Even folk in Paisley hate St Mirren, hence why about 2,000 turn up. You were causing a disturbance, so take your E and shut the fùck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Not really, there is clearly a distinct culture amongst police officers that influences them all to a greater or lesser extent. Therefore police officers whilst on duty, although indivdiuals with their own personalities, will conform to 3 or 4 'types" of officer. This is utter nonsense. Every single police officer doesn't conform to one of "3 or 4" types of people, they are individuals who will all act differently in different circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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