Jacksgranda Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 I'm surprised blackening isn't more well known tbh. Happens all the time here. Sometimes goes a bit far, boys getting pished on and stuff. That would be yellowing, surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Hey, there's a lot of crazy uncivilised shite that goes on in Glasgow too!! Probably more nutters per head of population than anywhere else in the country! Wind your neck in! There's a wide difference to slashing someone for looking at you funny and dragging someone around covered in fish guts for a laugh. It wouldn't surprise me if you apes still think you can cure cancer with leaches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Hey, there's a lot of crazy uncivilised shite that goes on in Glasgow too!! Probably more nutters per head of population than anywhere else in the country! Wind your neck in! Least in Glasgow you get stabbed with a smile; in Arbroath you get crucified for suggesting the earth is round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 If only there was someone on the thread that was married who could counsel you. Ask away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 So the earth isn't flat and leaches don't cure cancer...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 This is what we do. Works fine I though you were talking about blackening friends who are about to get married and not a joint bank account! I will keep my stag do in civilisation then if it's a rural Scotland thing and head to Blackpool for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Ask away Are you married again?Do you think that's wise, Sir? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I though you were talking about blackening friends who are about to get married and not a joint bank account! I will keep my stag do in civilisation then if it's a rural Scotland thing and head to Blackpool for it. You don't decide if you get blackened. Your pals turn up at your door and essentially kidnap you, fling you on the back of a flatbed and cover you in shite. Great times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 You don't decide if you get blackened. Your pals turn up at your door and essentially kidnap you, fling you on the back of a flatbed and cover you in shite. Great times. Perhaps this is normal in Peterhead - the heroin capital of Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 You bitch Throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 You bitch Throbber. Im only kidding - its still pretty awful behaviour. Its fair enough if you are the sort of person who likes that thing and does it to other people but if you have no interest in it then its quite awful to happen to you. Ken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Honestly, what kind of hillbilly societies they are in the north of Scotland where that's apparently a normal and common occurrence. Utterly bizarre. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I though you were talking about blackening friends who are about to get married and not a joint bank account! I will keep my stag do in civilisation then if it's a rural Scotland thing and head to Blackpool for it. I see a flaw in your argument... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Haha yeah - think it will be a good place to go though as there's something for everyone there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Haha yeah - think it will be a good place to go though as there's something for everyone there....If you belong to the sub - group of roller coaster alcoholics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 That's not fair.I'll show you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 It's fun there though - plus far enough away so that my most notorious idiot friends won't make it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 My missus spends all her spare time binge watching Criminal Minds, Bones, CSI and Prison Break. Should I be concerned? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 My missus spends all her spare time binge watching Criminal Minds, Bones, CSI and Prison Break. Should I be concerned? Depends who she is doing in her non-spare time tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Is it you this week or me? I've lost the rota. She says she's not bothered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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