Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Katrina Leskanich has developed cooking vessels that are solar powered, she is really woking on sunshine. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 I was walking along the street earlier when I slipped on dog shit. A minute later, a guy did the exact same. I said to him, “I just did that!”. So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty b*****d. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 A guy finds a woman tied up on a railway line. He unties her and takes her home and inevitably pumps her. The next day down the pub he brags about it to his mate, who asks him "was she good looking?" to which he replies "I dunno, I couldn't find the head". 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 For the record - no more cheese puns or references please. Kase closed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Aye - like some nice Clostridium botulinum - get some Primula down you! https://www.food.gov.uk/news-alerts/alert/fsa-prin-29-2020-update-1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 How tragic! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 For the record - no more cheese puns or references please. Kase closed.We’ve had a load of cheese puns beforeI remember some of these fromages ago 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 We’ve had a load of cheese puns before I remember some of these fromages ago Just Goudan’t stop yerself from making another wee pun though eh? It’s getting a little repetitive now and continually usurps the running Urda of the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 17 minutes ago, Clockwork said: Just Goudan’t stop yerself from making another wee pun though eh? It’s getting a little repetitive now and continually usurps the running Urda of the thread. Stil tons of puns out there, if you'll halloumi to search for them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Advert in today’s paper - Midwife for sale. Can deliver. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Cheese shops have been given the Covid green light to reopen but there's a Red Leicester alert... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 38 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Cheese shops have been given the Covid green light to reopen but there's a Red Leicester alert... Are you stilton this theme? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Are you stilton this theme?I Camembert any more of this cheesy chat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 5 hours ago, killiepiemuncher said: I Camembert any more of this cheesy chat. Not me. I don't give Edam! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Big protest by cheese workers over unfair treatment, they're all chanting "I Can't Brie!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Blue Leicester Matters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 It's pure Emmental how many cheese puns are in this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 2 hours ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: It's pure Emmental how many cheese puns are in this thread. I believe it's time for all these puns to be curdailed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 One year ago today I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most beautiful girl I've ever met to marry me. All 3 said no. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 31 minutes ago, hearthammer said: I believe it's time for all these puns to be curdailed. Whey too soon for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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