GordonD Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 I have a racist dyslexic friend. He got quite upset last week when he read that his cock would go black at the weekend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 16 hours ago, Bishop Briggs said: The way to do it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 A Russian man walks up to the Georgian border near Stepantsminda.Border guard: "Name?"Man: "Ilya Sergeivich Mozyakin"BG: "Date of birth?"Man: "March the thirteenth nineteen seventy-four."BG: "Place of birth?"Man: "Khimki, Moscow oblast."BG: "Occupation?"Man: "No, just visiting." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 14 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: A Russian man walks up to the Georgian border near Stepantsminda. Border guard: "Name?" Man: "Ilya Sergeivich Mozyakin" BG: "Date of birth?" Man: "March the thirteenth nineteen seventy-four." BG: "Place of birth?" Man: "Khimki, Moscow oblast." BG: "Occupation?" Man: "No, just visiting." I'd just like to say that joke is not very funny. Can I go now? P.S. Heard a while back that the Russians were moving the border fence a couple of yards every night. Enough to really piss off the Georgians and the local farmers but not enough to be called an invasion. Not sure if that's still going on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 What do you call a russian with 3 testicles? Whodye nikabolokov. What do you call a russian with tourettes? Yukanall fukov. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: I'd just like to say that joke is not very funny. Can I go now? P.S. Heard a while back that the Russians were moving the border fence a couple of yards every night. Enough to really piss off the Georgians and the local farmers but not enough to be called an invasion. Not sure if that's still going on. Boney M put it well: Oh those Russians.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: Boney M put it well: Oh those Russians.. They also predicted that Muhammad Ali's daughter would follow in his footsteps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 15 hours ago, tamthebam said: Oh those Russians.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 . 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 I've learned a new Gaelic word: 'lluq'. I think it means 'push' - I saw it on a glass door at the Co-op. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: I've learned a new Gaelic word: 'lluq'. I think it means 'push' - I saw it on a glass door at the Co-op. Sure its not Welsh, they have lots of words beginning with two ls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 .“Ghosht” shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 23 minutes ago, Raidernation said: “Ghosht” shirley? Big spectre found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Man walks into the surgery and says "Dr, every time I masturbate I shout "Come on ye pars"" The Dr replies "Most w@nkers do" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 (edited) Went for a walk with a bonny lassie this morning. Then she noticed so we went for a run. Edited November 7, 2020 by NewBornBairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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