Arch Stanton Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 On 14/06/2024 at 14:44, Claudia Gentile said: Is that Vida La Vida shite which sounds like 3 Adrian Gurvitz songs rolled into one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 How do you piss off an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Claudia Gentile Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Guten morgen 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 VID-20240620-WA0028.mp4 -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 N'wut!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrybiy Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 A woman with no arms and legs won the strawberry picking contest. Jammy c unt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottsdad Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 The man who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 I asked my daughter to give ne the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur and lent me her iPhone. Now the spider is dead, the phone is broken and my daughter is furious. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottsdad Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 No matter how enraged Germaine Greer gets, she’ll never be as irate as her sister, Anne. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 I read today England players out in Germany won’t be allowed to vote on 4th July. A spokesperson for the FA said “it’s pointless, they wouldn’t be able to find the box let alone put a cross in it” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arch Stanton Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello, how are you today?" "I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?" "Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.” "Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?” " No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.” "REALLY, that's quite concerning.” "Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.” "No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.” “You don't?" “No.” "Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.” "Don't have one.” "Ipad?" "Nope.” "Tablet?" "I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.” After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!" I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 (edited) 59 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello, how are you today?" "I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?" "Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.” "Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?” " No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.” "REALLY, that's quite concerning.” "Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.” "No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.” “You don't?" “No.” "Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.” "Don't have one.” "Ipad?" "Nope.” "Tablet?" "I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.” After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!" I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down. You could also have really wound the c##t up by telling him that you're sure his mother must be very proud of him. I did that once on one of these calls and the bloke did his nut. Edited June 29 by Salt n Vinegar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 (edited) 1 hour ago, Arch Stanton said: I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello, how are you today?" "I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?" "Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.” "Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?” " No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.” "REALLY, that's quite concerning.” "Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.” "No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.” “You don't?" “No.” "Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.” "Don't have one.” "Ipad?" "Nope.” "Tablet?" "I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.” After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!" I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down. Scammerpayback has some excellent content. Edited June 29 by johnnydun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrybiy Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Where are the Andes? At the end of your armies! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 13 hours ago, derrybiy said: Where are the Andes? At the end of your armies! Where's Napoleon's armies? Up his sleevies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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