southernrover Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 Someone asked me my favourite vampire. I said the one from the Muppets. They replied he doesn't count. I said that's literally all he does. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 13 minutes ago, southernrover said: Someone asked me my favourite vampire. I said the one from the Muppets. They replied he doesn't count. I said that's literally all he does. That’s a medium joke. It’s not rare and it’s certainly not well done Spoiler 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 On 18/07/2024 at 14:30, Newbornbairn said: Something Something Davie Dodds guest appearance on Rab C Nesbitt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Diamond Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 14 hours ago, greendot said: Until you wake up and see the sign again tomorrow, and the next day, and the next, etc, etc, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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southernrover Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Fella goes up to a cop, holding his car key and says "Here, someone has stolen my car. It was right on the end of this key and it just vanished." The copper replies "You'll have to go down to the station for that. By the way, you might want to pull the zip up on your trousers..." The fella looks down and says "Shit, they stole my girlfriend too!". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 Donald Rump 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernrover Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 Found the cure for migraines - if you stick your head through a window, the pane will disappear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BillyAnchor Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 Turkey are threatening to leave NATO if the Republicans win the US election in November. They are mad over what JD Vance did to the ottomans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Diamond Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 If you thought "The Birds" was terrifying!!! Now showing all over Scotland!!!!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Loonytoons Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 4 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Maybe shouldn't have put Czechia next to them either. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picassole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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