Ross. Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Create the feeling of having sat on your hand for 30 minutes by having someone else play with your cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I like the idea of a P&B Top Tips. Family members or spouses getting on your tits? Simply murder them and then emigrate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I like the idea of a P&B Top Tips. Family members or spouses getting on your tits? Simply murder them and then emigrate. Make it obvious that you are on the verge of a serious mental breakdown by eloquently wording your disagreement to the opinion of someone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Save turning up to work late due to traffic jams by simply leaving the house after 9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Convince people that you support a junior football club by only registering on P&B after sustaining a life-changing head injury and developing the conversational skills of a dribbling two-year old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) Save accomodation costs by living rough. Edited May 2, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Celtic Fans Emphasise how much you love your club by defending Celtic and their shitebag fans at every turn. No matter how stupid it makes you look. Rangers Fans Emphasise how much you love your club by not helping it financially whilst it circled the drain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Have you ever been caught out in a power cut with nothing to illuminate the house, nip down to Celtic Park and grab a handful of free candles that will be lying on the ground outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Run out of Muesli ? Simply add a few bits of chopped banana and a splash of milk to a bowlfull of contents from you cat liiter tray and tuck in. Yum yum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Save money for more St Mirren pyjamas by living with your Mum until you're 51. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Avoid expensive psychotherapy by not wallowing in trivial shite and posting about it on a football forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) Been banned from a football forum? Phone the site helpline number to apologise and reason with the owner that you were drunk when you made a post containing a banned word that rhymes with bun and all will be forgiven Edited May 2, 2016 by Tom Rogic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Convince people on a football forum you are not a sexual deviant by refraining from starting a thread about having sex with amputees dressed as babies in a pram 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Avoid unwanted female attention by pishing yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Tired of shite patter? Block Tom Rogic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 'Top Tips' re-arranged is 'Pit Stop' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 If I didn't drink so much then my life would be significantly easier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Guarantee a double seat to yourself on the bus / train by giving approaching passengers a big eyes-wide-open smile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Prove what a c**t you are on public transport by sitting on the outside seat when the inside one is vacant. Emphasise this by putting your bag on the empty seat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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