locheedfcno1 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Fray bentos and tatties? Classy😂😂😂😂 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 "So we'll finish wer beers ... And then we'll huv a wee chug." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Tralalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala ya couple of auld poofters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Whit was a daein lookin' through the letterbox? Watchin' one auld pal pump the other! Ah'll pish ... And you kin watch me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 They're sitting in Victor's house watching telly and eating tea cakes. Victor was explaining how Jack had eaten four rather than three, and Jack pings the wee balls of foil at him. Can't remember the episode though. That's Gairden. Not sure of the exact wording but more or less: Jack: Hawd on a minute. You could have taken one of your flat wrappers, rolled it up into a wee baw, and placed it there so there were four baws! Victor: Interesting theory Jack. Plausible. And it could have happened just like that, were it not for the fact that you are a greedy b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 That's Gairden. Not sure of the exact wording but more or less: Jack: Hawd on a minute. You could have taken one of your flat wrappers, rolled it up into a wee baw, and placed it there so there were four baws! Victor: Interesting theory Jack. Plausible. And it could have happened just like that, were it not for the fact that you are a greedy b*****d. ...prosecution, rests! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 25, 2016 Author Share Posted May 25, 2016 "Eh, Norman was serving us." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Steeeeevie... SteeEEeevie.... STEEEVIE!! YOU MUST BE SHITEING YOURSEL!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 A scone and tea at half past 3 makes the day a little brighter. So take your cake and fancy tarts, and shove them up yer shiter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 "Boaby is what's commonly known as a cockbag. A walloper. A serf. A go-get-me." What the f**k is a "go-get-me"? 😂 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Watched the Boaby-Stevie boxing episode earlier. Absolutely hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Winston, that was John Logie Baird. He says you're an arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 'Shut up Boaby. You're the only fag in here'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Watched the Boaby-Stevie boxing episode earlier. Absolutely hilarious. Feel the burn Stevie, feel the buuuurrrnnnn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertlegend Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Winston: Ma cooker is never on either, I cook everything in the microwave like a b*****din astronaut! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Keep the change. Get yerself a Bacardi and limeonade ya arsehole ye! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Get it up you, you value-for-money b*****ds! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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