throbber Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Epididimitis caused by testicular cysts and testicular varicose veins. Occasionally lands me in hospital. Painful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Quite a lot of fucked up humans on here. Inbreeding has a lot to answer for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 For those wondering about ocular migraines...They start small then grow and grow, usually in that kind of pattern for me, until half the vision in an eye is fuzzed to f**k and unusable. Heid doin for 15 minutes usually solves them for me. Aw I get that sometimes, usually only happens at work. Don't get the headache after it though. I've got partial sight in my left eye, developed a haemangioma when I was about 5 weeks old (rare strawberry birthmark, that's when you see folk with big red/purple patches on their face) but mins developed in behind my left eye. Had about 40 lazer operations by the time I was 1. Never really affected me though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Away from anal fissures etc, here's my bog standard twisted ankle from last month. Few broken ligaments on both sides (went over it both sides) but back to walking relatively normal again. Can't jog or anything yet though, taking it bit by bit with physio helping quite a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Away from anal fissures etc, here's my bog standard twisted ankle from last month. Few broken ligaments on both sides (went over it both sides) but back to walking relatively normal again. Can't jog or anything yet though, taking it bit by bit with physio helping quite a lot. I can tell how old you are by the rings on your limb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I can tell how old you are by the rings on your limb. Yeah, the tube grip seemed to affect the bruising pattern. Most of the foot was bruised navy and purple from the lower shin to full toes a day or two after that picture was taken. Won't lie, first bit of bruising around side of feet and over toes had me shiteing it over thoughts I'd given myself frostbite, as it coincided perfectly with where the frozen peas had gone. Had them wrapped in a damp towel at first but it just wasn't doing the business at all. Stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I had a very similar injury last year hedgecutter, just went right over on that side of my foot. Heard a snap and was sure it was broken but was able to walk it off the next day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I had a similar injury, with similar looking results, after visiting A&E was told that it was ligament & tendon damage, but on subsequent visits, as the healing was taking longer than usual - I was still on crutches after 5 weeks! they discovered I had shattered my heel.....But if you are able to walk ok, I guess the damage is not too bad- speedy recovery & hope you get caving again soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I had a very similar injury last year hedgecutter, just went right over on that side of my foot. Heard a snap and was sure it was broken but was able to walk it off the next day When you say your "foot" do you mean your 12 inch trouser snake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Away from anal fissures etc, here's my bog standard twisted ankle from last month. Few broken ligaments on both sides (went over it both sides) but back to walking relatively normal again. Can't jog or anything yet though, taking it bit by bit with physio helping quite a lot. On the plus side, if that's your pie-kicking foot, it's now ribbed for her pleasure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 5 hours ago, throbber said: I had a very similar injury last year hedgecutter, just went right over on that side of my foot. Heard a snap and was sure it was broken but was able to walk it off the next day Was the snap a twig, or a call from a nearby card game? Because if it was your foot then you should start a 'miracle cures' thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 15 hours ago, banana said: For those wondering about ocular migraines... They start small then grow and grow, usually in that kind of pattern for me, until half the vision in an eye is fuzzed to f**k and unusable. Heid doin for 15 minutes usually solves them for me. The Predator has let himself go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I had a painful mole removed from my cock once. I won't shag one of those again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I think I had one of those ocular migraine things a few (lots of) years ago. Spent about twenty minutes thinking I was going blind. It was quite concerning really, I'd not long woke up and then... that. Very unpleasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 (edited) 18 hours ago, banana said: For those wondering about ocular migraines... They start small then grow and grow, usually in that kind of pattern for me, until half the vision in an eye is fuzzed to f**k and unusable. Heid doin for 15 minutes usually solves them for me. This is exactly what I get and after a quick read up it turns out it is ocular migraines I've been getting and not aura at all. The difference being that ocular is in one eye and aura in both. Like I said though, I find them quite enjoyable as it's like getting a free psychedelic trip for 20 minutes. Not so good when you're driving right enough as the blind spots are a bit of a hindrance. Eta: This is also quite a good representation of it although I don't recall seeing the old guy in the red bandana. Edited July 23, 2016 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: This is exactly what I get and after a quick read up it turns out it is ocular migraines I've been getting and not aura at all. The difference being that ocular is in one eye and aura in both. Like I said though, I find them quite enjoyable as it's like getting a free psychedelic trip for 20 minutes. Not so good when you're driving right enough as the blind spots are a bit of a hindrance. Eta: This is also quite a good representation of it although I don't recall seeing the old guy in the red bandana. Hulk Hogan has let himself go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: This is exactly what I get and after a quick read up it turns out it is ocular migraines I've been getting and not aura at all. The difference being that ocular is in one eye and aura in both. If you're not getting a headache after your eyes go weird then it's an ocular migraine. An aura is the same thing in either one or both of your eyes and followed on by an absolutely brutal - and I mean brutal - headache. I get the psychedelic thing, it's hard to enjoy it though when you know that a b*****d of a headache's coming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: Eta: This is also quite a good representation of it although I don't recall seeing the old guy in the red bandana. Aye, that represents the blind spot aspect well. Fucking annoying when you're trying to get shit done and, boom, incapacitated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: I usually find this often brings one on. Can't even see if the toilet roll is aligned properly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 I have a sore heid and keep seeing the Goat of Mendes. Must be an Occult Migraine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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