welshbairn Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, jupe1407 said: Can't remember the lead up to it. I think this was back in 2010 or so. We had a p&b golf outing in 2009 and he had his bird caddying for him. He was definitely punching like As a middle aged man I'd just like to enquire if there were any snaps taken on this occasion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Can't remember the lead up to it. I think this was back in 2010 or so. We had a p&b golf outing in 2009 and he had his bird caddying for him. He was definitely punching like [emoji38] Jesus. The mind boggles. “See in a couple in a couple of weekends time, I’m going to play golf with some internet strangers do you want to come caddy for me, my love?” P&B must have been a different place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Div had the photos up in the same section as the fives photos. No idea if they're still there tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Jesus. The mind boggles. “See in a couple in a couple of weekends time, I’m going to play golf with some internet strangers do you want to come caddy for me, my love?” P&B must have been a different place. I did the draw and put poor AndyC out with No8 and Seamus in the morning 18. He must have been a broken man after that. JonnyDougDogg turned up announcing that he was looking "for a bunch of people he didn't know" and The Phoenix somehow stood in the same dog shite twice, then tried to use an airline to clean his shoes. Quite a day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 There’s enough tits on here, doubt if another couple would make much difference! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 57 minutes ago, jupe1407 said: He was going to post up a pic of his bird topless but didn't go through with it IIRC. He got an insane amount of red dots for that. This is the best thing I have ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 6 hours ago, jupe1407 said: I did the draw and put poor AndyC out with No8 and Seamus in the morning 18. He must have been a broken man after that. JonnyDougDogg turned up announcing that he was looking "for a bunch of people he didn't know" and The Phoenix somehow stood in the same dog shite twice, then tried to use an airline to clean his shoes. Quite a day. did it have the desired effect? -2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 14 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Could be wrong but didn't someone get crazy amount of red dots to do with their mrs ? Sure the post got to nearly -500 10 hours ago, jupe1407 said: You might be referring to JonnyDougDogg. He was going to post up a pic of his bird topless but didn't go through with it IIRC. He got an insane amount of red dots for that. The whole thing was a bit shady, a forum full of middle aged blokes down voting a guy for not posting a photo of his 20-something bird with her tits out. I was offered but declined a look at the pics, awe c**t else in the town had seen them though. 10 hours ago, NJ2 said: Why on earth did he say he would do it?! They had split up, fortunately Johnny has slightly matured and is now a happily married man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 [emoji38] did it have the desired effect?If the desired effect was to cause everything within a 100 foot tadius to stink, aye [emoji38] They had split up, fortunately Johnny has slightly matured and is now a happily married man Slightly [emoji38]In all seriousness he was a pretty sound lad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 I’m still laughing at the airline shite removal attempt now [emoji23] -2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 13 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: I’m still laughing at the airline shite removal attempt now Cant believe Zen Archers hasn't stepped in with the British Fairways 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Follow follow thread. The forks are outHappy to put myself forward as initiator on that one. Always delighted to shine a light on that vile auld bigots sneaky horrible patter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Happy to put myself forward as initiator on that one. Always delighted to shine a light on that vile auld bigots sneaky horrible patter. Three cheers for you.Assume that is what you are looking for, you seem desperate for approval. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Three cheers for you.Assume that is what you are looking for, you seem desperate for approval.Thanks mate. I do appreciate it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cant believe Zen Archers hasn't stepped in with the British Fairways On my best man speech for my brother's wedding I claimed that he wanted to be a pilot when he was younger and by now he would've been working for Receding Airlines. I wish I was sat down at a table listening to that hilarious joke tbh. Thank f**k for thebestmanspeech.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 17 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Follow follow thread. The forks are out That is utterly pathetic from Kincardine. Although I can never really enjoy what should be an entertaining heads gone thread when it relates to one of the OF. Always ends up with the other side trying to latch on to it and join in with the piss taking, which ruins it completely. Usually Magee trying his heart out to fit in and take advantage of people not laughing at him for once, but it’s hellbhoy this time. Embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cant believe Zen Archers hasn't stepped in with the British Fairways More details plz x -2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 18 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: More details plz x It was a poor gag based on the airlines/airways/fairways-golf-related-dog-shit-shoe-cleaning related incident mentioned above. Nothing to see here tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It was a poor gag based on the airlines/airways/fairways-golf-related-dog-shit-shoe-cleaning related incident mentioned above. Nothing to see here tbh. You should have used some of this on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: You should have used some of this on it. Worn out from being used on every one of your posts. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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