ICTChris Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 A Glasgow judge has jailed a man for refusing to carry out community service. The judge recalled the man after he boasted of avoiding jail on social media, LOL-ing as he handed down a nine month sentence. David Newlands was convicted, along with seven others, for chasing a man until he jumped out of a flat window and calling him a 'beast'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37195836 Any P&Bers ever been punished for calling anyone a beast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Heh. Reminds me of the judge who was called a "bit of a c**t" by the guy she sent down, and retorted with, "you're a bit of a c**t too". http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/10/judge-calls-man-a-bit-of-a-c-as-she-jails-him-for-racist-insults-6059444/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 The sentence of this court is that you will be taken from here to the place from whence you came and there be kept in close confinement until the date of execution, and upon that day that you be taken to the place of execution and there hanged by the neck until you are dead. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 I like a judge to inform someone of their sentence, followed by "just let that sink in". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 33 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: I like a judge to inform someone of their sentence, followed by "just let that sink in". Followed by pulling a Greggy face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 43 minutes ago, ICTChris said: A Glasgow judge has jailed a man for refusing to carry out community service. The judge recalled the man after he boasted of avoiding jail on social media, LOL-ing as he handed down a nine month sentence. David Newlands was convicted, along with seven others, for chasing a man until he jumped out of a flat window and calling him a 'beast'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37195836 Any P&Bers ever been punished for calling anyone a beast? He just kept pushing and look what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 42 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: The sentence of this court is that you will be taken from here to the place from whence you came and there be kept in close confinement until the date of execution, and upon that day that you be taken to the place of execution and there hanged by the neck until you are dead. LOL. And may the Lord have mercy on your soul..... LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 54 minutes ago, ICTChris said: David Newlands was convicted, along with seven others, for chasing a man until he jumped out of a flat window and calling him a 'beast'. Going by his posting style and violent tendencies, I'm guessing one of the Clyde boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Big fan of this chap:http://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/gunman-tells-judge-suck-your-5395451 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Zarak McKoy Shaquille Forde-Morgan Cavell McKoy Judge Warwick McKinnon Worth reading that story for the names alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 There was a story that used to do the rounds of a Sherriff/Judge during sentencing, who listened to the defence's pleas in mitigation before staring down the accused and saying something along the lines of "F*ck you, you f*cking c*nt". There was a short pause, and deathly silence, before he continued "That is what you said to Sgt Smith as he arrested you", and sentenced the guy. Not sure how much truth there was in the story, but I wouldn't be surprised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 A Glasgow judge has jailed a man for refusing to carry out community service. The judge recalled the man after he boasted of avoiding jail on social media, LOL-ing as he handed down a nine month sentence. David Newlands was convicted, along with seven others, for chasing a man until he jumped out of a flat window and calling him a 'beast'.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37195836 Any P&Bers ever been punished for calling anyone a beast? Yes, yes they have, unfairly. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: A Glasgow judge has jailed a man for refusing to carry out community service. The judge recalled the man after he boasted of avoiding jail on social media, LOL-ing as he handed down a nine month sentence. David Newlands was convicted, along with seven others, for chasing a man until he jumped out of a flat window and calling him a 'beast'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37195836 Any P&Bers ever been punished for calling anyone a beast? Poor guy never jumped out of the window imo. The guys "just kept on pushing" until he fell out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 I like a judge to inform someone of their sentence, followed by "just let that sink in". That or "However, because of your poor attitude towards this, I've decided to hand you a custodial sentence. Unlucky, champ" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Perhaps we could put up a prize of £5, a pie and a Bovril to the first Judge who gets a P&B reference in whilst sentencing. Anyone know where they live and we can write to them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 21 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Perhaps we could put up a prize of £5, a pie and a Bovril to the first Judge who gets a P&B reference in whilst sentencing. Anyone know where they live and we can write to them? ^^^ David Newlands found I'm sure one of our clubs must have some contacts in the legal profession who don't mind a bit of banter... Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Would you wish your wife or servants to LOL at this sentence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 38 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Perhaps we could put up a prize of £5, a pie and a Bovril to the first Judge who gets a P&B reference in whilst sentencing. Anyone know where they live and we can write to them? Excellent idea. It'd have to be 'salty tears' over the sentence or 'whitaboutery' wrt the case for the defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Prosecution: "And what happened then?" Witness: "Fuckall." Judge: "What did he say?" Clerk of the Court: "Fuckall, m'lord." Judge: "That's funny - I could have sworn I saw his lips move." True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 minute ago, paranoid android said: Prosecution: "And what happened then?" Witness: "Fuckall." Judge: "What did he say?" Clerk of the Court: "Fuckall, m'lord." Judge: "That's funny - I could have sworn I saw his lips move." True story. Has as much credibility as the 'slug gun' story TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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