Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Gear sticks The gear sticks that tend to be on your left...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Must have been 30 years since someone last asked me what hand I wipe my arse with, to which they respond with the "I use toilet paper" banter. Kudos Tam In Muslim countries, it's considered very offensive to eat or shake hands with the left hand, as that is the hand that's used for wiping your arse etc. Which is why I've never visited a Muslim country. On 5/14/2015 at 13:35, Shandon Par said: The left hand is used by a person to clean up filth, wash himself after going to the bathroom, and other similar activities. The right hand is used for clean practices like eating and shaking hands. It is not permissible to eat with the left hand. Whoever does so has engaged in something unlawful and has committed a sin. Once a man was eating in the company of the Prophet (peace be upon him) and was using his left hand. The Prophet (peace be upon him) said: “Eat with your right hand.” The man responded: “I am not able to do so.” He only said this out of obstinacy. So the Prophet (peace be upon him) said: “Then be unable to do so.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Eating with your left hand is a sin People actually believe this moronic shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Why did he keep flinging his peace at the prophet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picklemaster Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Things are slowly starting to look good for you guys. Many made for left-handed people products have come up in the past. At the same time there are many products—due to automation and design changes—has become more user-friendly for both species. For instance this automatic can opener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Looks like your chicken broth has such low sodium the tin is empty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Lovely nails though (on the right hand, I see). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Took the test. -40.00 1st Left Decile. Yeah, me too....................................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 9 hours ago, picklemaster said: Things are slowly starting to look good for you guys. Many made for left-handed people products have come up in the past. At the same time there are many products—due to automation and design changes—has become more user-friendly for both species. For instance this automatic can opener. That’s the unhappiest can opener I’ve ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 I can now reduce the number of tasks under-taken by my right hand from 3 to 2.....previously it was for playing golf (solely as I fisrt picked up right handed clubs), wipping my arse and opening tins (still use a tin opener I got from my Mum which I believe she bought in the 50's) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 I'm left handed but it's a piece of piss to use a right handed can opener. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 I once asked my left-handed Ex to put the left-handed screwdriver back in the box and fetch me a right-handed one. Daftie went back to the cupboard and was rummaging about in the toolbox for a good ten seconds before she clicked and I got told to 'f**k off'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: That’s the unhappiest can opener I’ve ever seen. The wall socket is shocked* by whatever's just happened to it. * no pun intended 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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