Granny Danger Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 7 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: It would be a close run thing, but he is held in such esteem by the embarrassingly deluded that if he told them he'd be made immortal if they sacrificed their first born, some would comply. Trump would tweak this and suggest the second born son. He’d also offer to lead by example. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: Trump would tweak this and suggest the second born son. He’d also offer to lead by example. I doubt if there would be any chance that Trump would consider that his family ought to be subject to the same rules as everyone else! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 50 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said: His supporters will be waiting for the resurrection 3 days later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 I was going to suggest he'd offer up his youngest daughter, but then remembered that Ivanka is his only daughter. IVANKA. IS. HIS. ONLY. DAUGHTER. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 26 minutes ago, BFTD said: I was going to suggest he'd offer up his youngest daughter, but then remembered that Ivanka is his only daughter. IVANKA. IS. HIS. ONLY. DAUGHTER. There’s Tiffany as well, unless him musing in public that he’d wanted her aborted counts as formal disownment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 DJT has revised its FAQ’s twice to address how to prevent shares being used for short selling. Initially it was a short and simple “tell your broker to keep the shares in your cash account”. The latest is much more in depth, and includes scaremongering and an actual copy of a letter to send your broker to prohibit allowance of the use of shares in a loan scheme to enable short selling. Currently just below $30 a share. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 On 17/04/2024 at 08:28, DA Baracus said: Genuinely can't wait till this c**t dies. He will definitely appear in the "Taxidermy looks easy" thread once he's stuffed and put on display in Trump Tower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Someone has set themselves on fire outside the courthouse during Trumps trial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 25 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Someone has set themselves on fire outside the courthouse during Trumps trial. It wasn't Trump's pants, was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Twelve Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 4 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: It wasn't Trump's pants, was it? Mibbe Rudy Giuliani with a burner phone? And that got me thinking that even if Trump gets back in and sets the US on the road to theocratic dictatorship, global nuclear war and the end of human civilisation, it will all have been worth it for Rudy's Four Seasons press conference. Mankind's greatest moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Moron who set himself on fire, was handing out this leaflet just before he torched himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Fascism is bad, so overthrow democracy to get rid of the fascists. Here's a bunch of random quotes and lists of events. Beatles did 9/11. RIP Detournement, we barely knew ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 The guy filed lawsuits against various people about this conspiracy. In court documents he alleges Nicola Sturgeon was involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Well, I suppose it makes a change from lizard people and pizza restaurant basements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 I'm not generally one for conspiracy theories, but it is a little alarming that these protesters setting themselves on fire keep dying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: I'm not generally one for conspiracy theories, but it is a little alarming that these protesters setting themselves on fire keep dying. Trump complains that the courtroom is cold. Man sets himself on fire outside courtroom. Can this really be a coincidence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 We're surely past the point where "crypto is a scam" is just a conspiracy theory, no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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