Eednud Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 She’s the one on the left and Looked better in real life. Well the back her head did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 At an Adelaide Fringe show “Life” tonight, was sitting directly behind Marco Kurz the Adelaide United coach and his other half (wid).Did he stand up all through the show hurling abuse at the cast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Did he stand up all through the show hurling abuse at the cast?His name’s not Kevin. He was in very casual, relaxed mode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 About 20 years ago, my mate's mum worked as the council's arts officer in Alloa. She organised a few gigs - beer festivals and the like. It was good, as my mate and I got to listen to the bands who sent in their tapes and give our opinions. Anyway, she was organising some sort of charity event. People paid money for tickets, silent auction, dinner and all that. She got us in for free, so long as we wore suits. There was talk of a free bar. So we went, and the MC was Fred Macauley. We sat through his awful stand-up routine (some Rangers/Celtic jokes that landed like a lead balloon in Alloa - might have worked better in Glasgow). And afterwards, we hit the free bar with the VIPs - and ended up talking to Fred himself. Nice guy actually. Kind of spoiled by the fact my mate's mum told him my nickname was Crispy, and he kept asking me why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 She’s the one on the left and Looked better in real life. Well the back her head did.Why are you looking at the back of her head, when the main focus should have been on the arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, scottsdad said: About 20 years ago, my mate's mum worked as the council's arts officer in Alloa. She organised a few gigs - beer festivals and the like. It was good, as my mate and I got to listen to the bands who sent in their tapes and give our opinions. Anyway, she was organising some sort of charity event. People paid money for tickets, silent auction, dinner and all that. She got us in for free, so long as we wore suits. There was talk of a free bar. So we went, and the MC was Fred Macauley. We sat through his awful stand-up routine (some Rangers/Celtic jokes that landed like a lead balloon in Alloa - might have worked better in Glasgow). And afterwards, we hit the free bar with the VIPs - and ended up talking to Fred himself. Nice guy actually. Kind of spoiled by the fact my mate's mum told him my nickname was Crispy, and he kept asking me why. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Darren said: Why? There was a guy at my school called Crusty as he used to come in his pants as soon as he started a slow dance with a girl, @scottsdad is probably the same. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 37 minutes ago, welshbairn said: There was a guy at my school called Crusty as he used to come in his pants as soon as he started a slow dance with a girl, @scottsdad is probably the same. There was a guy in our school known as touch 'n' go for similar reasons! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 A guy in my school was called Shitey Sandwich. Not sure if the story was true or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 I knew a boy growing up who was christened Davy Ten Da's because his parents split up and his mum remarried very quickly and he came to school after the summer holidays with a new last name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I knew a boy growing up who was christened Davy Ten Da's because his parents split up and his mum remarried very quickly and he came to school after the summer holidays with a new last name. There's always some poor sod at every school whose maw has seen more cocks than a Dundee piss hoose! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 On 2/28/2019 at 13:56, welshbairn said: There was a guy at my school called Crusty as he used to come in his pants as soon as he started a slow dance with a girl, @scottsdad is probably the same. Similar: my mate's mum heard - from my mate - that my bedsheets were crispy and needed to be broken with a toffee hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share Posted October 6, 2021 Apparently I was rubbing shoulders with Spizzenergi in Bannerman's on Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 2 hours ago, paranoid android said: Apparently I was rubbing shoulders with Spizzenergi in Bannerman's on Saturday. Spizz Energi? Is that posh Red Bull? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 13, 2022 Author Share Posted August 13, 2022 (edited) Saw Paul Foot last night - unsurprising since I was at his show. Also spotted Chris O'Dowd and then Stewart Lee - he's let himself go. It's all happening on the Cowgate. Edited August 13, 2022 by paranoid android 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 We went to see Ed Gamble on Thursday, excellent by the way but I think the whole run is sold out. While in the queue, Dara O'Briain wandered past - he had just come out of David O'Dochertys gig.............who also then wandered past Was at Simple Minds in Princes St Gardens last night (excellent), saw nobody famous at all (except JK and CB on stage, obvs). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 I was touched my Diana, not the new p&b want to hear I'd just arrived back from OZ and started a new school in Coatbridge and arrived to open factory or summing, wee kids stood to give flowers and bow, I'd not got a clue what was going on, but a princes of the people to did take the flowers off us and ...then got killed as she was a fucking a muslim but we don't here much about that now.....e Most folk say, hey you stick kick while I give them the you still alive chat. P Andy still gets the deffy. He'll get the fucking dooing if a see him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 18 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: I was touched my Diana, not the new p&b want to hear I'd just arrived back from OZ and started a new school in Coatbridge and arrived to open factory or summing, wee kids stood to give flowers and bow, I'd not got a clue what was going on, but a princes of the people to did take the flowers off us and ...then got killed as she was a fucking a muslim but we don't here much about that now.....e Most folk say, hey you stick kick while I give them the you still alive chat. P Andy still gets the deffy. He'll get the fucking dooing if a see him. I thought it happened in Paris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I thought it happened in Paris. It's all started with the handshake, my handshake, I think I did it wrong? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 20 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: It's all started with the handshake, my handshake, I think I did it wrong? She cleared land mines, cured aids and solved famine, but it all went wrong after a visit to Coatbridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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