Coventry Saint Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 (edited) I'd put two syllables in 'poems', tbh. Edited August 9, 2018 by Coventry Saint 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dee Man Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 I think we can all agree it's great to have the St Mirren lads back in the big time. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Somebody needs to teach "Buddist Monk" what a rhyme is.Poetry does tend to rhyme Mostly, but not all the time And if you canIt really should scanExcept when intentionally breaking the rules for comic effect 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 (edited) There once was a lad called McGinn He put screamers right in the top bin He gave the Hibees a chub While he played for their club (club) Now he's left to become a villain Edited August 9, 2018 by Thistle_do_nicely 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munoz Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 59 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I think we can all agree it's great to have the St Mirren lads back in the big time. Hide contents Is it humour you're after? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesM82 Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 21 minutes ago, Munoz said: Is it humour you're after? He's behind you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted August 9, 2018 Author Share Posted August 9, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Mon Dieu said: We had McGinn Super John McGinn His touch was Midas from his hand His arse was made of gold And now that he's been sold The Saints have netted fifty grand 3 hours ago, CamaroSaint said: The Hibees sold John McGinn For pounds of around a quadrillion Everyone feels it's a win As The Saints get 1.2 million 3 hours ago, Buddist Monk said: There was once a lad called McGinn, Brum bound, leaving Celtic in a spin, "what about our third", St Mirren were heard "Don't worry", said Petrie, "It's clear both clubs win" 3 hours ago, billyg said: The Buds once raised a gem called McGinn , Hibs stole him , we said , that's a sin , Gilmour said wait , Don't get yourselves in a state , There will be a million in our biscuit tin ! 2 hours ago, Munoz said: I agree they are bit twee Now cut the crap And give us our 33 When the Saintees – *sips water* – follow the Mon Dieu... It's because they think their posts will be loved as much as me. Edited August 9, 2018 by Mon Dieu 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 On Trip Advisor I once wrote a five line review of a town in the West of Ireland. The first comment was "is this some kind of joke?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddist Monk Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Still think mine's the best, despite it being terrible.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munoz Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Just now, Buddist Monk said: Still think mine's the best, despite it being terrible.. I beg to differ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddist Monk Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Munoz said: I beg to differ. That's not in the form of a poem... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Upon a hill there stood a dookit, it's no there noo, sumbdy tookit Something about John McGinn 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munoz Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Said Hamlet to Ophelia , I'll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use ? 2B or not 2B ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaikuHibee Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Coventry Saint said: I'd put two syllables in 'poems', tbh. Ah f**k it, you're right. But I did say shite poems. Twas a shite Haiku. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesM82 Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 7 hours ago, JamesM82 said: I think that was a go-er until Hibs heard that Bogdan had got a dodgy hip (EEN saying that Laidlaw might have to play tonight). .... Looks like we've broken another Glasgow club, lads (and I don't mean Thistle). Yup, we've broken them alright. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Bud Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 The Hibees sold John McGinn For pounds of around a quadrillion Everyone feels it's a win As The Saints get 1.2 million 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 1 hour ago, HaikuHibee said: Ah f**k it, you're right. But I did say shite poems. Twas a shite Haiku. Either way, you're my new favourite poster. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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