weirdcal Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 I suggest we watch a tv programme or film, something that’s usually been recommended or has good reviews. She’ll come out with some pish excuse as to not wanting to watch it, usually muttering that it sounds shite. Without fail, a week or two later she’ll come in from work buzzing that Pamela, Louise or Joanna (insert any random name, as I don’t know or give a f**k about any of her colleagues), has suggested watching the exact programme and it now miraculously sounds really good. I fills me with absolute rage. See game of thrones4 years after I suggested it, she decided aye cause all her pals were talking about the end of series 7. Binge watched with the usual explain what is happening in front of her. I get the fear over her next brain fart for TV show watching which will undoubtedly lead to me explaining the basics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 31 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: That would imply you also watch Eastenders, you get no sympathy from me. No, I just hog the remote control 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hard Graft Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 16 hours ago, philpy said: We gutted the livingroom between us today, which included lifting all the cushions off the sofa and hoovering underneath them. She's just noticed I've put 2 of them back in the wrong corners (they are identical), and world war 3 has fucking started. She's told me "I don't fucking listen" and she's slammed the door shut and stomped upstairs. Saying that, it's Left me in peace to watch the big TV, so e every cloud... Should have stormed up the stairs after her and informed her that if she carries on with this attitude she'll no be getting her hole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, heedthebaa said: No, I just hog the remote control Surely if you hog the remote control, then Eastenders won’t be on at all? Edited April 4, 2020 by MONKMAN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 pillows on the bed. hundreds of them. takes me about an hour to get into my bed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 14 hours ago, MONKMAN said: I suggest we watch a tv programme or film, something that’s usually been recommended or has good reviews. She’ll come out with some pish excuse as to not wanting to watch it, usually muttering that it sounds shite. Without fail, a week or two later she’ll come in from work buzzing that Pamela, Louise or Joanna (insert any random name, as I don’t know or give a f**k about any of her colleagues), has suggested watching the exact programme and it now miraculously sounds really good. I fills me with absolute rage. Mambo Number 5! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 4 hours ago, MONKMAN said: That would imply you also watch Eastenders, you get no sympathy from me. 15 - Love 3 hours ago, heedthebaa said: No, I just hog the remote control 15 - All 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: Surely if you hog the remote control, then Eastenders won’t be on at all? 30 - 15 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Surely if you hog the remote control, then Eastenders won’t be on at all? the only time she speaks nice to me, is to ask for it on, so it’s worth it IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 She's spent the last two weeks moaning at me for not giving the kids a decent breakfast, despite me giving them fresh pancakes, eggs on toast etc (ok-admittedly one day i let them have jelly and cheese). She is insisting i give them cereal and pushing golden nuggets as a healthy option. She doesn't appear bothered enough to get out of bed and give them breakfast herself though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliethedug Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 She's spent the last two weeks moaning at me for not giving the kids a decent breakfast, despite me giving them fresh pancakes, eggs on toast etc (ok-admittedly one day i let them have jelly and cheese). She is insisting i give them cereal and pushing golden nuggets as a healthy option. She doesn't appear bothered enough to get out of bed and give them breakfast herself though. Jelly and cheese. It should be her on here moaning about you! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 3 hours ago, coprolite said: She's spent the last two weeks moaning at me for not giving the kids a decent breakfast, despite me giving them fresh pancakes, eggs on toast etc (ok-admittedly one day i let them have jelly and cheese). She is insisting i give them cereal and pushing golden nuggets as a healthy option. She doesn't appear bothered enough to get out of bed and give them breakfast herself though. If it was quince jelly I admire your weans' sophisticated tastes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 All this thread does is make me realise how lucky I am to be married to Snorkmaiden, I must drive her to the verge of violence on a regular basis, yet we are all good even during these times. The fact that I have been relegated to the spare room to isolate obviously helps but I have enough self awareness to realise I am the infuriating one round these parts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolf Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Been married for 26 years so both learnt how to deal with stuff e.g on Friday she’s all “I’m getting fed up with this shit”,so I popped out to the shed and grabbed a big tin of gloss and a wee brush.After trying to thump me she calmed down and has spent the last two days glossing all the woodwork.Its at times like these you need to let them know that you’re listening and ready to help 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, woolf said: Been married for 26 years so both learnt how to deal with stuff e.g on Friday she’s all “I’m getting fed up with this shit”,so I popped out to the shed and grabbed a big tin of gloss and a wee brush.After trying to thump me she calmed down and has spent the last two days glossing all the woodwork.Its at times like these you need to let them know that you’re listening and ready to help Sincerely hope she's going to undercoat that wood 1st 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, throbber said: My girlfriend ripped up a drawing that I did in the shredder because she was annoyed I kept hanging it back up on the wall after she repeatedly took it down. I’m actually really annoyed about it, there are only 2 adults in the house, one likes it and one doesn’t and she had no right to be taking it down in the first place. Well why don't you take your trousers back off her and show her who's boss? If she will let you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Good shout, I have the weekly shop to do today as well as a few other errands around the house so I will confront her later on. What picture was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, throbber said: It was a rainbow coloured cock and balls. I was drawing a rainbow to put up on our window as lots of households with kids have been doing and couldn’t help myself. At no point did I even consider sticking it to a window for the outside world to see. Got a pic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolf Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 minute ago, throbber said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Well aside from some anatomical dubiety towards the end, I would say it's very good, and she is being a cow. Get her telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Just now, throbber said: I know, I didn’t do the best job with the testicles and not sure what I was thinking. Well if Irvine Welsh helps you to strike it big. Dont forget the little guys (lol) who helped you along with your early work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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