jimbaxters Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, RH33 said: I don’t have a microwave. Nor do I. For the very reason previously stated in that I don't want it cluttering up my worktop to occasionally defrost a chop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: This. I get pelters from everyone I know because my microwave, toaster, tea coffee suger etc is all away in cupboards. Who the f**k wants to look at a frigging microwave that gets used maybe 3 times a week every time they walk into the kitchen? Just another surface to stack shite on and dust. Only a kettle on the worktop in my kitchen You seriously put in/take out a microwave from a cupboard a few times a week? The other's, with the exception of the toaster maybe,I get but a microwave! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Nor do I. For the very reason previously stated in that I don't want it cluttering up my worktop to occasionally defrost a chop. I don’t like to defrost thinks in it so I don’t want a bulky thing to warm up beans for the kids now and again when a pan does same thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 Just now, RH33 said: I don’t like to defrost thinks in it so I don’t want a bulky thing to warm up beans for the kids now and again when a pan does same thing. Yes and anyone who makes scrambled eggs in it has my pity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, hk blues said: You seriously put in/take out a microwave from a cupboard a few times a week? The other's, with the exception of the toaster maybe,I get but a microwave! Yip! It's a daft red thing that doesn't go with my kitchen. The few seconds to put it away saves having to clean it down, dust under it etc and leaves the kitchen looking neat and tidy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, RH33 said: I don’t like to defrost thinks in it so I don’t want a bulky thing to warm up beans for the kids now and again when a pan does same thing. Yeah could probably do without it tbh for all it's used, but inherited it so I'll bloody well use it!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 3 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Nor do I. For the very reason previously stated in that I don't want it cluttering up my worktop to occasionally defrost a chop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 I made stovies today, and she's going to have some later with BBQ sauce on them. Shall I get onto a divorce lawyer ASAP?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, philpy said: I made stovies today, and she's going to have some later with BBQ sauce on them. Shall I get onto a divorce lawyer ASAP?? Skip that stage and move straight to an undertaker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Why are women so obsessed with candles? That's us moved in to a lovely, spacious new house with our 7 month old. Lets put a naked flame in near enough every room. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Her huffy heed is on, so I’m getting ignored. All because I burnt the back of her arm with a hot pan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 17 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Her huffy heed is on, so I’m getting ignored. All because I burnt the back of her arm with a hot pan ^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 24 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Her huffy heed is on, so I’m getting ignored. All because I burnt the back of her arm with a hot pan Enjoy the silence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Crawford Bridge said: Why are women so obsessed with candles? That's us moved in to a lovely, spacious new house with our 7 month old. Lets put a naked flame in near enough every room. f**k only knows, like you I've pointed out the dangers, you get the 'it's nice' reply. Fine, I'll burn where I sleep. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: f**k only knows, like you I've pointed out the dangers, you get the 'it's nice' reply. Fine, I'll burn where I sleep. Thank you. I didn't even mention all the flammable packaging lying about the place from all the new furniture. It's even more mind blowing when she goes around turning all the plugs off before bed because appliances like the tele and washing machine left on stand-by are "a fire risk". -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Crawford Bridge said: I didn't even mention all the flammable packaging lying about the place from all the new furniture. It's even more mind blowing when she goes around turning all the plugs off before bed because appliances like the tele and washing machine left on stand-by are "a fire risk". Keep vigilant and stay safe m8. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Keep vigilant and stay safe m8. Thank you. Will do. Cheers. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Pressing for an answer you don't want to give like mrs doyle offerring tea. She was yapping some inane shite the other night and asked what i thought. I apologised for being unable to answer and explained that i wasn't listening because i was preoccupied by something else. Cue 20 minutes of "tell me, we shouldn't have secrets", "you're hiding something from me", "blah blah blah blah" until i cracked and explained that my piles had been playing up. Cue "you should have kept that to yourself", "you're disgusting", "blah blah blah blah" Never happy 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Just phoned me there.Her - “guess what”Me - “what” Her - “guess”Me - “f**k off”She then falls out with me. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 21, 2020 Author Share Posted July 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Just phoned me there. Her - “guess what” Me - “what” Her - “guess” Me - “f**k off” She then falls out with me. I'll guess she's been accepted for uni and you now have to work 8 days a week. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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