HenryHill Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 55 minutes ago, Funky Nosejob said: “Alexa, set a reminder for 8 a.m. tomorrow to.....”, said immediately whilst maintaining constant eye contact with her. I don't have an Alexa but I am going to use that approach anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 When making fajitas she dices the chicken and peppers instead of cutting them into strips. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 8 hours ago, Bairnardo said: The incredible stupidity of asking me questions whilst wearing earplugs then loudly telling me she cant hear my answer cos she's wearing earplugs made a rage inducing return the other night. Honest to f**k..... What, why? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 On 21/02/2021 at 01:26, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mines the opposite. Thinks the oven takes 1 hour to heat up. Went into the kitchen yesterday at 4pm. Oven was on. Asked her why. ”just heating it up” She went in half an hour later and it was at the temperature (it had been at that temperature for 20 mins already) ”that was a bit quick heating up, I’ll put it off and try again in half an hour”. Put her head in it next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 8 hours ago, Cyclizine said: When making fajitas she dices the chicken and peppers instead of cutting them into strips. She should get the jail for that. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Buys reversible duvet covers, complains when I change them and leave on the other side...Also, she cannot put a duvet into a duvet cover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 59 minutes ago, weirdcal said: Buys reversible duvet covers, complains when I change them and leave on the other side... Also, she cannot put a duvet into a duvet cover. How do your duvet covers go on then? Do you get someone in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 8 hours ago, coprolite said: How do your duvet covers go on then? Do you get someone in? If this was available I’d happily pay for it. Worst job in house. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Puts the new ketchup in the cupboard without removing the plastic film under the lid first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 How do your duvet covers go on then? Do you get someone in? If this was available I’d happily pay for it. Worst job in house.It's a minor pain in the arse but pretty straightforward with the correct technique. Which I will sell the rights to for approximately £30. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Puts the new ketchup in the cupboard without removing the plastic film under the lid first. Have we not had a huge "people who keep their ketchup in the cupboard and not the fridge are utter minks who are risking serious poisoning" thread on P&B before? If not, there should be one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 I always kept ketchup in fridge, by my 8 yr old declared cupboard. There are some battles not worth fighting with her, well actually most of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 How do your duvet covers go on then? Do you get someone in? This mug does itIt's a minor pain in the arse but pretty straightforward with the correct technique. Which I will sell the rights to for approximately £30. Oh I have shown and told her.Small compromise for me claiming to have not a clue on the washing machine... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 11 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Puts the new ketchup in the cupboard without removing the plastic film under the lid first. I do that but in my defence I keep forgetting it's there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 3 hours ago, weirdcal said: This mug does itOh I have shown and told her. She's played a blinder there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 12 hours ago, Day of the Lords said: It's a minor pain in the arse but pretty straightforward with the correct technique. Which I will sell the rights to for approximately £30. Cover inside out, wriggle/roll it on. Kerching. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 23 hours ago, weirdcal said: Buys reversible duvet covers, complains when I change them and leave on the other side... Also, she cannot put a duvet into a duvet cover. Time for @philpy's bedding to make an appearance I reckon. Its been a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: Have we not had a huge "people who keep their ketchup in the cupboard and not the fridge are utter minks who are risking serious poisoning" thread on P&B before? Probably I'm ok with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: Have we not had a huge "people who keep their ketchup in the cupboard and not the fridge are utter minks who are risking serious poisoning" thread on P&B before? If not, there should be one. It affects the flavour but is microbially safe due to the salt and acidity levels in the ketchup. Mayonnaise will kill you though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 It affects the flavour but is microbially safe due to the salt and acidity levels in the ketchup. Mayonnaise will kill you though. I for one am glad Queen changed it to too much love kill you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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