BFTD Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 11 minutes ago, Pato said: At least with half an onion there is some reasonable use case. What am I supposed to do with a solitary lettuce leaf? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 At least with half an onion there is some reasonable use case. What am I supposed to do with a solitary lettuce leaf?Why are you letting her f**k about in your kitchen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Watches subtitled, Scandinavian crime series … … with the volume up high! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 18 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I mean, fucking why? Why oh fucking why. I do this, but only because it's the shortest child task to sweep it into dustpan and into bin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 11 minutes ago, RH33 said: I do this, but only because it's the shortest child task to sweep it into dustpan and into bin! I can let you off with this. Leaving it sitting there is another matter though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 What is this hoodoo? He's been in Germany too long. The literal translation of this morning in German is heute morgen - today morning.The cùnt is typing in German and putting it into google translate! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Chicken Wing said: He's been in Germany too long. The literal translation of this morning in German is heute morgen - today morning. The cùnt is typing in German and putting it into google translate! At least we know he's not Hitler or his name wid be Stellabo, AMARITE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Look at youse, letting modern women try and do things in the kitchen. When will you learn. When. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Chicken Wing said: He's been in Germany too long. The literal translation of this morning in German is heute morgen - today morning. The cùnt is typing in German and putting it into google translate! How long has he actually been in Germany? I find it utterly bizarre when people do this, and have noticed him doing it a lot. I find it hard to believe that you can go from living in Scotland until say 30, then spend a few years abroad and suddenly lose knowledge of English grammar. Reeks of being desperate for people to know he lives in Germany for some weird reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Tbf I knew a Japanese lassie who had moved to London and she had partially forgotten how to read and write in Japanese after 5 or 6 years away. Her maw would send her letters and she’d have trouble reading them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 53 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: How long has he actually been in Germany? I find it utterly bizarre when people do this, and have noticed him doing it a lot. I find it hard to believe that you can go from living in Scotland until say 30, then spend a few years abroad and suddenly lose knowledge of English grammar. I'd not have believed it either but, as I said to @KnightswoodBearelsewhere my 19 year old was born on Lovenkrands Sunday in E'burgh. Her mama is Swedish and, by coincidence, her midwife was also Swedish. For most of the labour process they chatted in Swedish but when the wee yin was crowning they switched to English as neither could find appropriate Swedish words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Mine will use half an onion then put the other half in the fridge for future use. By future use, I mean that I end up throwing it out 4 days later. Mine does that with lemons. We have a tree in the back yard with dozens of lemons on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netan Sansara Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 9 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: How long has he actually been in Germany? I find it utterly bizarre when people do this, and have noticed him doing it a lot. I find it hard to believe that you can go from living in Scotland until say 30, then spend a few years abroad and suddenly lose knowledge of English grammar. Reeks of being desperate for people to know he lives in Germany for some weird reason. I lived in Germany for 2 years and would catch myself doing this. You’d be surprised at how naturally it happens. A big part of it comes from altering the way you speak English when you’re abroad, a lot of the things we say/the way we say them is confusing to non native speakers. My work was all in English, but I 100% used different grammar. When I’d come back from a visit to Scotland, people would notice the change in my accent and the way I spoke. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 The Swedish nurse and Mrs Kinc. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 My wife hears words and rearranges them to suit whatever thoughts are circulating in her head. We've got a chicken for dinner. I said "That's quite a big chicken, it's going to take two and a quarter hours to cook." Then I paused, before saying "Maybe two and a half hours." Her reply was "I'd cook it all at once, then separate it into freezer bags and use it as you need it, you couldn't put half a chicken back in the freezer." I asked "What are you talking about?" "Cooking the chicken, you said it was too big." "What?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 48 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: My wife hears words and rearranges them to suit whatever thoughts are circulating in her head. We've got a chicken for dinner. I said "That's quite a big chicken, it's going to take two and a quarter hours to cook." Then I paused, before saying "Maybe two and a half hours." Her reply was "I'd cook it all at once, then separate it into freezer bags and use it as you need it, you couldn't put half a chicken back in the freezer." I asked "What are you talking about?" "Cooking the chicken, you said it was too big." "What?" That's a big chicken. That's a variant on answering the wrong question. Me "do you need anything from the shop?" Her "I went to the shop on Tuesday" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, coprolite said: That's a big chicken. That's a variant on answering the wrong question. Me "do you need anything from the shop?" Her "I went to the shop on Tuesday" Future wife to future stepdaughter: "When did you cut your jeans?" Future stepdaughter to future wife "They're an old pair." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Repeatedly asks if your nervous/ok? what's wrong with you? right before a Scottish Cup semi final 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 My wife hears words and rearranges them to suit whatever thoughts are circulating in her head. We've got a chicken for dinner. I said "That's quite a big chicken, it's going to take two and a quarter hours to cook." Then I paused, before saying "Maybe two and a half hours." Her reply was "I'd cook it all at once, then separate it into freezer bags and use it as you need it, you couldn't put half a chicken back in the freezer." I asked "What are you talking about?" "Cooking the chicken, you said it was too big." "What?"Most common version of this with Mrs P is me asking what time dinner will be served being met with, " well I can't bloody cook it any quicker so you'll just have to wait" or some such variant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 She works nightshifts, so as a result she doesn’t do a lot of tidying when she is on. Consequently, mainly the kitchen isn’t tidy when i finish work. No big deal, I understand that she doesn’t have time between sleeping and work. But i come in, i tidy it etc.Who i do take umbrage at is her being crabbit on her days off when I haven’t tidied the kitchen (yet) because i was watching the football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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