philpy Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 On 12/06/2021 at 13:53, Mr. Alli said: It is entirely acceptable depending where the toast was eaten and the bin situation in that room but something which irrationally triggers me is seeing empty cans like that on a plate. It must be some sort of childhood trauma but I'm angry looking at that for some reason. She had her breakfast at 9.30, she leaves for work on a Friday at 11.45. That's what made it unacceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Has been sat on the sofa, phone in hand for the last half hour. During that time she has said at least 5 times "I suppose I better go for my shower" Can't wait till tomorrow morning when she's rushing about getting ready for work and moaning about not having time for "a proper shower" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, FK1Bairn said: Has been sat on the sofa, phone in hand for the last half hour. During that time she has said at least 5 times "I suppose I better go for my shower" Can't wait till tomorrow morning when she's rushing about getting ready for work and moaning about not having time for "a proper shower" Are you me?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 10 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: Has been sat on the sofa, phone in hand for the last half hour. During that time she has said at least 5 times "I suppose I better go for my shower" Can't wait till tomorrow morning when she's rushing about getting ready for work and moaning about not having time for "a proper shower" On the subject of showers - My wife has all the time in the world to have a shower before I finish work at 7:30pm yet she decides to start having a shower pretty much as I finish work. This means we are later in going for our walk, later in preparing dinner etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Pato said: At chez-nous a very pointed 'I'm going for a shower' is usually code for nat king cole time, are you missing a trick here? What, and delay the nightly walk by another 2 minutes! 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 What, and delay the nightly walk by another 2 minutes! 2 minutes?? On the Viagra then.? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: 56 minutes ago, hk blues said: What, and delay the nightly walk by another 2 minutes! 2 minutes?? On the Viagra then.? Including showering time! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Similar shower situation here. Folk coming to visit at say, 3pm. Her sitting on her arse watching the Repair Shop or some such shite. 2.58pm i'll just nip in the shower and get ready. 3.20pm visitors have been in the house for 20 minutes and she finally fucking appears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shandon Par Posted June 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 16, 2021 Been having an argument tonight. Continued by text after both sulking off to opposite ends of the house. 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 58 minutes ago, Peter Grant said: Been having an argument tonight. Continued by text after both sulking off to opposite ends of the house. "Well done x" wtf? x Might as well just offer up a full apology. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Arguing by text while both in the same house is OFTW behaviour IMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 You don't want to leave a digital trail my man. Keep it verbal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 13 hours ago, Peter Grant said: Been having an argument tonight. Continued by text after both sulking off to opposite ends of the house. Clearly wanting pumped. Be there at 09:45 tomorrow m8. Make sure the kettles on when you're leaving 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Clearly wanting pumped. Be there at 09:45 tomorrow m8. Make sure the kettles on when you're leaving She’s still not happy. Getting the cold shoulder today too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 23 minutes ago, Peter Grant said: She’s still not happy. Getting the cold shoulder today too. Excuse me... The only way we can get both sides here is if it's played out by text and posted here for our judgement 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Excuse me... The only way we can get both sides here is if it's played out by text and posted here for our judgement It started out with me being too noisy when trying to change the batteries on a tv remote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Excuse me... The only way we can get both sides here is if it's played out by text and posted here for our judgement Depends on which heinous crime ShandonParDecoratorAbbyNormalRasputinPeterGrant committed, I suppose. Let's hope he didn't curl one out on the new white carpet and scrawl the words "F*ck You, Bitch !" in faecal matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 17 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Depends on which heinous crime ShandonParDecoratorAbbyNormalRasputinPeterGrant committed, I suppose. Let's hope he didn't curl one out on the new white carpet and scrawl the words "F*ck You, Bitch !" in faecal matter. Speak for yourself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 3 hours ago, Peter Grant said: It started out with me being too noisy when trying to change the batteries on a tv remote Do you normally have to bloody your own pants? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Why are the pants bloody? Did they used to be mathematics and previously used to clean up a murder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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