Mrs Mullarkay Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 That fucking Manky b*****d dropped a massive toaley in the bog the day. c**t. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mullarkay Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Fucking gowpin. Useless mushroom eating twat. Hope he soiled his green troosers. I’ll no be cleaning them. c**t. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 I refuse to believe that Mrs Mullarkay would use anything other than a Liz McColgan GIF to entice her man away from the internet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Me-"there's my card. I've got direct debits coming out next week so you can't spend more than £50." Three hours later... Her-"I spent £20. And i took £40 out in cash." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 8 minutes ago, coprolite said: Me-"there's my card. I've got direct debits coming out next week so you can't spend more than £50." Three hours later... Her-"I spent £20. And i took £40 out in cash." I remember this with PayPal, back before they did almost-instant debits. "We've just gone into an unarranged overdraft due to your PayPal purchases" "But how? I only spent £50 yesterday and there was £60 still in the account!" "What about the purchases you made over the weekend?" "..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Yet more clear evidence why just piling everything into one account is mental behaviour. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 On 25/03/2022 at 21:48, Mrs Mullarkay said: That fucking Manky b*****d dropped a massive toaley in the bog the day. c**t. You’ve left the fucking cooker on again you daft bint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 On 25/03/2022 at 21:59, Mrs Mullarkay said: Fucking gowpin. Useless mushroom eating twat. Hope he soiled his green troosers. I’ll no be cleaning them. c**t. They’re in the washing pile. I’ve left the toffee hammer out for you as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 On 11/03/2022 at 08:10, Day of the Lords said: Count me in for the "f**k having a joint account" malarkey. The bills just come out of my account, she gives me half of the household bills, and we each have our own accounts for day to day stuff. I generally sort stuff like holidays etc and she just transfers me her share. Piece of piss. This. It's incredibly easy these days with apps and online banking, which makes me assume that those who don't do similar are slightly older. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 It's also incredibly easy with the same apps and mobile banking to have a joint account which you both pay an agreed amount into for bills. Just seems a matter of preference to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 52 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: This. It's incredibly easy these days with apps and online banking, which makes me assume that those who don't do similar are slightly older. Bit shite for the partner who isn’t in charge of paying the bills as their credit score is getting nothing out of the arrangement. Also can lead to issues around ownership down the line if everything has been paid out of an individuals account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 6 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: This. It's incredibly easy these days with apps and online banking, which makes me assume that those who don't do similar are slightly older. We are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 I'm about to head off to sleep, and she decides to go and get a sandwich and a packet of crisps, and then proceeds to bring them upstairs. That's the peace shattered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 I'm about to head off to sleep, and she decides to go and get a sandwich and a packet of crisps, and then proceeds to bring them upstairs. That's the peace shattered. [emoji2959]She should have used bread like normal person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 It's been said before, but eating in bed is utterly manky behaviour. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 9 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: This. It's incredibly easy these days with apps and online banking, which makes me assume that those who don't do similar are slightly older. And it’s even easier to not have to f**k about with any of that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 I'm about to head off to sleep, and she decides to go and get a sandwich and a packet of crisps, and then proceeds to bring them upstairs. That's the peace shattered. [emoji2959]Wayne & Waynetta McSlob............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 13 hours ago, philpy said: I'm about to head off to sleep, and she decides to go and get a sandwich and a packet of crisps, and then proceeds to bring them upstairs. That's the peace shattered. Why don't you have a little nibble? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 17 hours ago, philpy said: I'm about to head off to sleep, and she decides to go and get a sandwich and a packet of crisps, and then proceeds to bring them upstairs. That's the peace shattered. Tonight, head to bed with a six-pack of Caramel Logs. Up the ante. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 16 hours ago, velo army said: It's been said before, but eating in bed is utterly manky behaviour. Does this apply to the rare treat that is breakfast in bed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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