Sergeant Wilson Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 On 05/09/2022 at 11:13, Derry Pele said: Should have qualified this by saying she has recently been told she has autism, before she got her diagnosis I thought she was just a clatty b*****d but turns out she just needs loads of cues to do things Some of the cents in my work need such a reminder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 On 05/09/2022 at 10:39, Melanius Mullarkay said: A Peking Parcel. A fortune dookie 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Mine is permanently cold. I live in Australia, it is spring - granted it’s not always hot but it’s still tshirt weather (20 degrees). She sticks the heater on FULL BLAST. I suggest putting a jumper on and she wears a flimsy cardigan with holes in it. Jesus wept. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 14 minutes ago, Alex_14 said: Mine is permanently cold. I live in Australia, it is spring - granted it’s not always hot but it’s still tshirt weather (20 degrees). She sticks the heater on FULL BLAST. I suggest putting a jumper on and she wears a flimsy cardigan with holes in it. Jesus wept. A surprising number of women have absolutely no idea how to dress themselves for cold weather. Not helped by an awful lot of women's clothes being utterly unfit for purpose. "Winter" jackets that leave the midriff exposed to the elements, ludicrous open weave jumpers, pockets that don't actually exist...yeah, that's got nothing to do with it, but that would drive me fucking crackers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Alex_14 said: Mine is permanently cold. I read that as your shite was always cold based on the numerous preceding posts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 9 hours ago, Alex_14 said: Mine is permanently cold. I live in Australia, it is spring - granted it’s not always hot but it’s still tshirt weather (20 degrees). She sticks the heater on FULL BLAST. I suggest putting a jumper on and she wears a flimsy cardigan with holes in it. Jesus wept. I don't live in Australia but mine's the same. I can't be arsed looking but I'm sure I've posted previously that her answer to being cold is to stick the heating on. The fact she's walking about with no jumper or socks on has nothing to do with her being cold though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 1 hour ago, FK1Bairn said: I don't live in Australia but mine's the same. I can't be arsed looking but I'm sure I've posted previously that her answer to being cold is to stick the heating on. The fact she's walking about with no jumper or socks on has nothing to do with her being cold though Not my wife but my teenage daughter; constantly complains she is cold: insisted on wearing a huge hoodie during the recent heatwave just looking at her. Pity whichever poor unsuspecting person she ends up with later in life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Mine is permanently cold. I live in Australia, it is spring - granted it’s not always hot but it’s still tshirt weather (20 degrees). She sticks the heater on FULL BLAST. I suggest putting a jumper on and she wears a flimsy cardigan with holes in it. Jesus wept. 20⁰C IS hot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 That's the TV been hijacked, apparently I should be "having some respect"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, philpy said: That's the TV been hijacked, apparently I should be "having some respect"... Was she a close relative? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 20⁰C IS hot.I phrased it badly - I agree, I meant that sometimes it’s cold but currently it’s spring and 20 degrees and TAPS AFF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 On 07/09/2022 at 16:57, FK1Bairn said: I don't live in Australia but mine's the same. I can't be arsed looking but I'm sure I've posted previously that her answer to being cold is to stick the heating on. The fact she's walking about with no jumper or socks on has nothing to do with her being cold though I've a stepdaughter like that, tee shirt, no socks in the middle of winter - "It's f****** cold in here". Put some clothes on, then! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 After sitting through hours of the queen nonsense, she missed the official announcement of the death because I'd put youtube on to look at a wristwatch video. For some reason she's annoyed about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 "WTF is that clattering noise coming from the kitchen?" I thought? Eventual inspection of the dishwasher finds a rogue object put in at the last moment: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 58 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: "WTF is that clattering noise coming from the kitchen?" I thought? Eventual inspection of the dishwasher finds a rogue object put in at the last moment: First time in ages that I didn't stack the dishwasher the other night. Stacked maniacally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: "WTF is that clattering noise coming from the kitchen?" I thought? Eventual inspection of the dishwasher finds a rogue object put in at the last moment: Someone in Airdrie stacked their knife like that, slipped on some water on the floor and fell on it...deid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Had a face on because i didn't cut the grass at the weekend so decides to cut the grass herself. I explained that she'd need the extension to do the far end. Apparently it would reach. Q1- how do you switch it on? Q2- so how does this extension work (really)? Q3- does that bottom bit usually come off? I thought she meant the (flymo) blades. "No problem" , i said, "you just stick them back in. No, hang on. I've never seen that bit come off before" Apparently i can just buy a new one anyway so i don't need to be such an arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 On 09/09/2022 at 10:48, Darren said: First time in ages that I didn't stack the dishwasher the other night. Stacked maniacally. For a species that constantly greets that they've to do housework all the time, I've found out over the years that your average woman can't hang up wet clothes, fill a dishwasher right or put absolutely ANYTHING away where it's meant to be. They just cannot do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Going for a wee overnight. Us and the wean. She's packed 3 fuckin bags and is stressing out her fuckin nut. I mind I was single... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 ALWAYS leaves the empty loo roll holder sitting around the bathroom instead of lobbing it into the paper bin in the kitchen. A very short walk away . Every single one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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