Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I’m away oot to get hammered.

[heedthebaa]

She’s straightened her hair this morning with the GHDs she bought for herself that I was supposed to wrap from me, how rude

[MEADOWXI]

Sorry to dig up an old post, but I'm catching up.
[mention=11914]Shandon Par[/mention] - WTF is "cat softener"?  

Google the brand name Pussy Loosener

Sure that will explain all

[mcintyre_gmfc]

Probably already been mentioned, but leaving Kirby's lying everywhere, and I mean everywhere! 

[BFTD]

On 16/12/2017 at 12:50, MEADOWXI said:

Pussy Loosener

 

 

I remember him well - a forgotten hero of the Golden Age of Porn. The stamina of Jeremy combined with the enormity of Holmes.

[Gaz FFC]

Eating the baguette I'd bought myself yesterday and after I had a mouthful she decides this is the best time to ask "What's on That?"

Take 2 seconds out of yer busy schedule of getting on my tits to look at the clearly visible Ham, Cucumber, tomato, red onion and coleslaw ya cock.

[throbber]

Another night of having my sleep badly disturbed with her constantly wriggling about loudly or snoring or moans about being in discomfort.
The last thing I need before a Monday morning.

[welshbairn]

2 minutes ago, throbber said:

Another night of having my sleep badly disturbed with her constantly wriggling about loudly or snoring or moans about being in discomfort.
The last thing I need before a Monday morning.

Get a grip man. Tell her to sleep on the couch.

[throbber]

Get a grip man. Tell her to sleep on the couch.

When confronted she just says “how dare you!” As well: I’m sleeping on the sofa bed.

[Shandon Par]

5 minutes ago, throbber said:

Another night of having my sleep badly disturbed with her constantly wriggling about loudly or snoring or moans about being in discomfort.
The last thing I need before a Monday morning.

Are you starting to regret that 3 seconds of grubby relief in that hotel room all those months ago? Long sleeps are a thing of the past. 

[throbber]

Are you starting to regret that 3 seconds of grubby relief in that hotel room all those months ago? Long sleeps are a thing of the past. 

I regret nothing.

[sjc]

30 minutes ago, throbber said:

Another night of having my sleep badly disturbed with her constantly wriggling about loudly or snoring or moans about being in discomfort.
The last thing I need before a Monday morning.

^^^was trying too hard the 1st time you came out with this shit.

[Shandon Par]

31 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

I like the romance this portrays

There's only a 12/1 chance it's his anyway as the Sunderland team was staying in the hotel that night too. 

[throbber]

There's only a 12/1 chance it's his anyway as the Sunderland team was staying in the hotel that night too. 

When I tell you things via pm I expect them to be kept private.

[welshbairn]

2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

There's only a 12/1 chance it's his anyway as the Sunderland team was staying in the hotel that night too. 

You're forgetting the subs, coaching staff and kit man.

[Shandon Par]

Just now, welshbairn said:

You're forgetting the subs, coaching staff and kit man.

You can't get pregnant by the entrance they used. 

[Shandon Par]

4 minutes ago, throbber said:

 

When I tell you things via pm I expect them to be kept private.

 

Ha! You should be proud to have such a liberated, energetic lady.  

[Sergeant Wilson]

57 minutes ago, throbber said:

 

I regret nothing.

 

Aye, where would you start?

Edited December 18, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson

[Ross.]

On 12/1/2017 at 00:36, smpar said:

I’ve been meaning to buy a bottle of gin for the house for a few weeks now. I’d never been a huge fan of it, but I’ve got a bit of a taste for it recently and had a couple of nights out on gin only and haven’t felt too rough the next day.

Any suggestions? Should I stick to Gordon’s/BS or are the dearer brands worth the extra few quid?

 

 

 

On 12/1/2017 at 00:39, Finch road said:

Gordon's for me. I think it's the best over every other brand. Even the obscenely expensive makes. That's just my opinion. 

I never liked him until very recently but it' very refreshing and a nice change IMO 

Late to this one but if you are going with the cheaper options, I would say Tanqueray pisses all over Gordons. I tend to find that after a couple of Gordons, the taste sits in the back of your throat and not in a good way. Whatever the case, decent tonic water, ice and a wedge of fresh lime are the minimum essentials for anything close to a semi decent G&T.

[Shandon Par]

3 minutes ago, Ross. said:

 

Late to this one but if you are going with the cheaper options, I would say Tanqueray pisses all over Gordons. I tend to find that after a couple of Gordons, the taste sits in the back of your throat and not in a good way. Whatever the case, decent tonic water, ice and a wedge of fresh lime are the minimum essentials for anything close to a semi decent G&T.

You can also pretend to be a young Snoop Dogg when drinking Tanqueray. "Tanqueray and tonic, yeah I'm fu**ed up now". Rolling down the street smoking indo, sippin on gin & juice etc.