welshbairn Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 55 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: When I'm late shift she'll normally be lying on the couch when I get in. The irritating (fucking infuriating) thing is that she normally falls asleep and will mute the tv or turn it down to about 2 or 3. I'll then come in and put the tv to a level that I can hear the thing, normally about a 9 or 10. This will then disturb the wee one and she'll moan it's because I've turned the tv up. Numerous times I've told her not to fucking turn it down then and the wee one won't be disturbed. If he would go to bed rather than fall asleep on the couch I would just put my earphones in and listen to the tv instead but obviously that's pretty antisocial while she's lying there. The wee one woke up tonight because of it (can you tell), absolutely screaming. She then blamed me and I went absolutely apeshit telling her she never fucking learns: keep the fucking volume and a 9 or a 10. You need some hearing aids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 You need some hearing aids. I can't hear you, could you type it louder please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 YOU'RE BEING A c**t, IT'S NOT YOUR PARTNER'S FAULT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Put subtitles on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Put subtitles on? I shouldn't have to! YOU'RE BEING A c**t, IT'S NOT YOUR PARTNER'S FAULT. Bollocks. If it bothers her she should be in bed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 8 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: When I'm late shift she'll normally be lying on the couch when I get in. The irritating (fucking infuriating) thing is that she normally falls asleep and will mute the tv or turn it down to about 2 or 3. I'll then come in and put the tv to a level that I can hear the thing, normally about a 9 or 10. This will then disturb the wee one and she'll moan it's because I've turned the tv up. Numerous times I've told her not to fucking turn it down then and the wee one won't be disturbed. If he would go to bed rather than fall asleep on the couch I would just put my earphones in and listen to the tv instead but obviously that's pretty antisocial while she's lying there. The wee one woke up tonight because of it (can you tell), absolutely screaming. She then blamed me and I went absolutely apeshit telling her she never fucking learns: keep the fucking volume and a 9 or a 10. Why don't you just put earphones in anyway? How can it be anti social if she's already fallen asleep? You really do moan about some weird things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Asking if I think of her when having a tug. Aye right hen. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Asking if I think of her when having a tug. Aye right hen. i dont even think of my missus when im riding her 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Asking if I think of her when having a tug. Aye right hen. I do think of my Mrs when having a tug as it’s because of her that I no longer have a sex life so chugging is as good as it gets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, throbber said: I do think of my Mrs when having a tug as it’s because of her that I no longer have a sex life so chugging is as good as it gets. Is the wrong answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 You know when you spill a bit of food on your clothes, or like a bit of tomato sauce or that? Your natural instinct is to try and carefully flick it onto your finger to limit the mess/stain on your jeans or t-shirt or whatever? Well my missus is the fucking opposite. She takes her finger and does a massive swipe across the blob of sauce to clean it off, so that it spreads about half a foot across the piece of clothing, rubbing it in further in the process. Fucking idiot that she is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said: Asking if I think of her when having a tug. Aye right hen. I’ve never been brave enough to admit tuggin in the first place, my denial seems to make her happy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 8 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: I shouldn't have to! Bollocks. If it bothers her she should be in bed! It's not bothering her though, it's waking your kid. Stop being a dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I’ve never been brave enough to admit tuggin in the first place, my denial seems to make her happy That’s a terrible state of affairs to be in, I tell my Mrs when I’m going to do it so she doesn’t walk in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Why don't you just put earphones in anyway? How can it be anti social if she's already fallen asleep? You really do moan about some weird things. Because when I go in she wakes up and watches the tv as well. If I put earphones in she'd be sitting watching the tv with no sound. It's not bothering her though, it's waking your kid. Stop being a dick. It only wakes my kid up because of the change in volume, that's my whole grievance! If she had her doze but left the tv at a decent level the wee one would fall asleep anyway and wouldn't be disturbed by a volume change when I got in. Or if she went to bed rather than stay on the couch I would be able to just listen with earphones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 So she watches TV with you, at the original 2 or 3 volume? Which would presumably mean she can hear it at that level. But you can't because you're, apparently, hard of hearing, so you turn it up, knowing full well it'll wake your child, lead to him crying and an argument with your partner? Stop being a dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 9 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: I shouldn't have to! You have a young child, accept that you now need to have the subtitles on and stop being a colossal f**k-knuckle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 My wife has had one of her regular high-decibel coughing fits this week so I banished her to sleep in the spare room in the extension. Got a txt from her at 1am just when I was trying to sleep, claiming she'd heard a noise downstairs, telling me we were being burgled, and wanting me to go down and investigate. So I did, just to shut her up, and naturally she thought the noise I made moving around switching lights on etc was further evidence of the presence of a member of the burgling community. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Didn't realise 19QOS19 was such a pathetic manchild. That's bus conductors for you I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Earplugs on the baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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