Boghead ranter Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 32 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Mixed the dregs of the quality street tin in with a new tin of roses. Roses are an upgrade on Quality Street, so that's a good thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 "kettlegate" continues - took her up to asda (sat in the car - I'm no granny danger or pozbaird). She comes out with the stuff we needed - and a fucking kettle. "This one is nicer, I'll just send the other one back to Amazon tomorrow". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 The element of surprise. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 58 minutes ago, philpy said: "kettlegate" continues - took her up to asda (sat in the car - I'm no granny danger or pozbaird). She comes out with the stuff we needed - and a fucking kettle. "This one is nicer, I'll just send the other one back to Amazon tomorrow". Pish in her kettle, weigh down the boil switch, then head for Canada. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Pish in her kettle, weigh down the boil switch, then head for Canada. classless, i would've suggested the iron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 On 01/01/2021 at 21:50, Theroadlesstravelled said: Is a woman turning into her mother inevitable? Hope so, because her maw has massive tits. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 22 hours ago, BFTD said: TV: "Inspector, you won't believe this! We've just got the CCTV footage back from the petrol station, and it wasn't the husband who was driving the car, but..." Wife: "oh, did you pick up that thing I asked you to get after work?" Me: (mumbled) "Jesus suffering f**k". Wife: "Why are you rewinding?" Every fucking time, like clockwork. I get this anaw. Every suspenseful moment I can guarantee she will have to mention her maw, her brother, her work or a text I sent 10 hours ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 I get this anaw. Every suspenseful moment I can guarantee she will have to mention her maw, her brother, her work or a text I sent 10 hours ago.Mines is bad for voicenoting her work or friends group chat about what we’re watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Anyone who voicenotes can get in the bin. The odd driving one or the odd drunk one fair enough as part of a whatsapp conversation for example, naw. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 I'm going to show my age here - what's a voicenote and when/why would you use one? Asking for an old fuddy-duddy friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 19 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said: I'm going to show my age here - what's a voicenote and when/why would you use one? Asking for an old fuddy-duddy friend. in a text conversation (on whatsapp for example) there is an option to record you talking and send it. It's fucking stupid. In a group chat it largely goes ignored. If you are doing it in a one on one chat then that's even worse. Just phone them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 I regularly voice note but it's never anything serious, just some daft lines from a film or something. I don't get the folk who speak out their texts, probably exclusively iPhone users. Certainly in my experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Fitting the new dishwasher today so had the drain hose off the sink. Leave the room for 10 seconds and she had run the tap to get a glass of water. Water luckily didn’t pish everywhere as it was caught by the new bag of dishwasher tabs underneath the sink, which are now a gloopy mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Busta Nut said: in a text conversation (on whatsapp for example) there is an option to record you talking and send it. It's fucking stupid. In a group chat it largely goes ignored. If you are doing it in a one on one chat then that's even worse. Just phone them. Is it received in your own voice or like Stephen Hawking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Fitting the new dishwasher today so had the drain hose off the sink. Leave the room for 10 seconds and she had run the tap to get a glass of water. Water luckily didn’t pish everywhere as it was caught by the new bag of dishwasher tabs underneath the sink, which are now a gloopy mess. So you just assumed that it was safe to leave a dismantled trap in the vicinity of a partner who was unaware there were 'men at work'.?A hahaha hahaha.......... (BTW, been there, done that..) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Fitting the new dishwasher today so had the drain hose off the sink. Leave the room for 10 seconds and she had run the tap to get a glass of water. Water luckily didn’t pish everywhere as it was caught by the new bag of dishwasher tabs underneath the sink, which are now a gloopy mess. The obvious question is had you told her you were doing something and she couldn't use the tap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 in a text conversation (on whatsapp for example) there is an option to record you talking and send it. It's fucking stupid. In a group chat it largely goes ignored. If you are doing it in a one on one chat then that's even worse. Just phone them. Cheers. I think I've seen my daughter using it but she's young and farting about. I do wonder why there seems such a reluctance to use a phone to actually phone someone. My wife will spend a whole evening exchanging messages with a friend and getting more annoyed trying to work out hidden meanings and subtexts in the replies (which may or not exist). Just phone her and speak to her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Busta Nut said: in a text conversation (on whatsapp for example) there is an option to record you talking and send it. It's fucking stupid. In a group chat it largely goes ignored. If you are doing it in a one on one chat then that's even worse. Just phone them. That's mental, and would surely out somebody as OFTW in any group chat situation. Be like sending someone a WAV file of your message over email. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 47 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said: 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Fitting the new dishwasher today so had the drain hose off the sink. Leave the room for 10 seconds and she had run the tap to get a glass of water. Water luckily didn’t pish everywhere as it was caught by the new bag of dishwasher tabs underneath the sink, which are now a gloopy mess. The obvious question is had you told her you were doing something and she couldn't use the tap? She was with me in the room and was watching me dismantle the plumbing under the sink. Admittedly I didn’t explicitly say not to use the sink after that, but my assumption would be it would be common sense to avoid it or at least ask if it is okay to use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: She was with me in the room and was watching me dismantle the plumbing under the sink. Admittedly I didn’t explicitly say not to use the sink after that, but my assumption would be it would be common sense to avoid it or at least ask if it is okay to use. There is your first mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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