paranoid android Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 I'll be a c**t on a train to Dundee the morra. The I'll be another c**t on another train back to Edinburgh. Oot the office for the day = 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_J Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Stinkin burger king on a busy evening commuter train, discuss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Of which burg is he king? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Stinkin burger king on a busy evening commuter train, discuss. I've normally just had my tea so it makes me feel sick. Can't say it bothers me otherwise. Fish is the unacceptable food stuff in public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 28 minutes ago, Super_J said: Stinkin burger king on a busy evening commuter train, discuss. Everyone on my train home is shoving fast food in their face. Ive learned to accept it. The c***s who eat whilst on the phone showing their bollus of burger and chips, can die a truly horrible death 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 28, 2017 Author Share Posted November 28, 2017 Stinkin burger king on a busy evening commuter train, discuss. Yep, eating smelly fast food on a commuter is train is the work of a c**t.Transport for London have adverts asking people not to eat smelly food on the tube.Scotrail obviously don't give two fucks. The filthy pigs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Yep, eating smelly fast food on a commuter is train is the work of a c**t.Transport for London have adverts asking people not to eat smelly food on the tube.Scotrail obviously don't give two fucks. The filthy pigs. Had some fucking tink next to me with with a chippy the other day.By the time we’d reached the destination he’d fallen asleep with his seat on the chair.Hanging would be too good for the c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, anotherchance said: Had some fucking tink next to me with with a chippy the other day. By the time we’d reached the destination he’d fallen asleep with his seat on the chair. Hanging would be too good for the c**t. I hate people that bring furniture on trains. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, anotherchance said: Had some fucking tink next to me with with a chippy the other day. By the time we’d reached the destination he’d fallen asleep with his seat on the chair. Hanging would be too good for the c**t. Hopefully his name wasn't Arthur 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 The lack of punters passing food through to the driver makes me rather sad (and hungry) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Stop it you caaants I'm on train to Ayr and feckin starving!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 13 hours ago, anotherchance said: Had some fucking tink next to me with with a chippy the other day. By the time we’d reached the destination he’d fallen asleep with his seat on the chair. Hanging would be too good for the c**t. Was it a SEAT Ibiza? If so why didn't he just drive that instead of taking the train? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 More like c***s on the stairs to the platform, but why do people getting off the subway block the whole staircase as they go up? Makes it pretty hard for anyone trying to get on the train (ie me) to get down the stairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 More like c***s on the stairs to the platform, but why do people getting off the subway block the whole staircase as they go up? Makes it pretty hard for anyone trying to get on the train (ie me) to get down the stairs. As much as I dislike London, I think that we should adopt their harsh but fair underground rule where if you're slow and don't stand on the right (like the signs clearly tell you to) then you get dragged away and killed. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: As much as I dislike London, I think that we should adopt their harsh but fair underground rule where if you're slow and don't stand on the right (like the signs clearly tell you to) then you get dragged away and killed. That is the one thing I admired about London last time I was there. Absolutely no prisoners taken in that regard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 There is a c**t on the next table (which was my table) doing big snottery snorty sniffs every 30 secs then letting out a sigh like he just came.I may try tutting in a minute. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 On 11/28/2017 at 17:53, Super_J said: Stinkin burger king on a busy evening commuter train, discuss. On 11/28/2017 at 18:19, 19QOS19 said: I've normally just had my tea so it makes me feel sick. Can't say it bothers me otherwise. Fish is the unacceptable food stuff in public. On 11/28/2017 at 19:07, anotherchance said: Had some fucking tink next to me with with a chippy the other day. any sort of eating is not acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cptn Hooch Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Before I drove we used to get the train to band practice...so I'd have my cymbals and stick bag and the guitarist would have his guitar bag....almost every single time we'd get wee arseholes giving it "Gies a choon" or "gies a shot" or worst of all...."dae ye ken wonderwall?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) 11 hours ago, coprolite said: There is a c**t on the next table (which was my table) doing big snottery snorty sniffs every 30 secs then letting out a sigh like he just came. I may try tutting in a minute. You should try an exaggerated look around as if you're trying to find out where the noise is coming from. Edited December 1, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 any sort of eating is not acceptable. If you're on a long journey I'd say sandwiches are acceptable.Booze is also acceptable for long journeys, less so for short journeys where the person just looks like a hopeless alcoholic who can't go 30-40 minutes without a drink. These people are only one-step removed from piss-stained jakeys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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