Work colleagues

[The Moonster]

Has anyone administered a kick in the pie to see if that helps buck up this c***s ideas?

[nsr]

An attractive young French girl on an international internship has just started at our place. She can't be a day over 20 or 21 years old and she likes to sit near me in the lunch room because, unlike my oafish colleagues, I can remember a handful of things from getting an A in Standard Grade French.

[NJ2]

The meeting was held at 08:30 - hardly anyone could attend because it was rescheduled during the evening and people didn't get the notice.  Also, most of the people due to attend are based in London and they generally get in later due to the length of commutes.  So the meeting was rescheduled for when workshy colleague was due in, prompting a passive-aggressive response from him when he got in.
As above, it's more work not to do the meeting than just to fucking do it.  

f**k him and his passive aggressive response. He set the meeting, he wasn’t there, it got rescheduled. That’s what happens at work.

[LondonHMFC]

I fear this could be a trap.

[welshbairn]

6 minutes ago, nsr said:

An attractive young French girl on an international internship has just started at our place. She can't be a day over 20 or 21 years old and she likes to sit near me in the lunch room because, unlike my oafish colleagues, I can remember a handful of things from getting an A in Standard Grade French.

 

[Florentine_Pogen]

An attractive young French girl on an international internship has just started at our place. She can't be a day over 20 or 21 years old and she likes to sit near me in the lunch room because, unlike my oafish colleagues, I can remember a handful of things from getting an A in Standard Grade French.

“Alors, Veronique, tu dois essayer le square boudin avec du brune sauce......c’est fûckin’ magic.......!”

[Snobot]

1 hour ago, LondonHMFC said:

I fear this could be a trap.

With Kind Regards

Calling cards of morons / PTTGOYN for this pish. Why do people capitalise K and R? A regular source of pedantic annoyance to me.  

Yours faithfully,  etc

[deej]

An attractive young French girl on an international internship has just started at our place. She can't be a day over 20 or 21 years old and she likes to sit near me in the lunch room because, unlike my oafish colleagues, I can remember a handful of things from getting an A in Standard Grade French.

Get her Le Pumped

[KnightswoodBear]

1 hour ago, LondonHMFC said:

I fear this could be a trap.

Best wishes

Thanks

Sincere Kind Regards

Milky Jen

Jen

Regards

[Alert Mongoose]

1 hour ago, nsr said:

An attractive young French girl on an international internship has just started at our place. She can't be a day over 20 or 21 years old and she likes to sit near me in the lunch room because, unlike my oafish colleagues, I can remember a handful of things from getting an A in Standard Grade French.

I've watched numerous Xhamster videos that begin exactly as you describe. It's uncanny. 

Eta - from what I remember, I hope you've had a hearty breakfast. 

Edited September 18, 2019 by Alert Mongoose

[Jacksgranda]

47 minutes ago, Snobot said:

With Kind Regards

Calling cards of morons / PTTGOYN for this pish. Why do people capitalise K and R? A regular source of pedantic annoyance to me.  

Yours faithfully,  etc

Outraged of Internetville

[NJ2]

Best wishes
Thanks
Sincere Kind Regards
Milky Jen
Jen
Regards

Gem, ya fud.

[johnthebaptistist]

A new admin has started with us, her e-mails are pie bootingly auful, for example she sent some of the guys timesheets over to me this morning and it read:

FYA

KR

W

[Sergeant Wilson]

4 minutes ago, johnthebaptistist said:

A new admin has started with us, her e-mails are pie bootingly auful, for example she sent some of the guys timesheets over to me this morning and it read:

FYA

KR

W

Really?

[NJ2]

A new admin has started with us, her e-mails are pie bootingly auful, for example she sent some of the guys timesheets over to me this morning and it read:
FYA
KR
W

Aufol

[ICTChris]

5 hours ago, ICTChris said:

My workshy colleague has caused an epic meltdown this morning.  He was working on something yesterday, set up a follow up meeting for 08:30 this morning and then emailed everyone to say that he wouldn't be in until later as he had a dental appointment.  There was no reason to set the meeting for 08:30 and when the meeting was held most of the attendees didn't know why it had been scheduled so early.  Normally we don't have meetings before about 10am unless there are specific reasons to do so.  The only reason he has set up this meeting is so that he won't have to do it.  Its unbelievable behaviour, so unprofessional.  Half our team are now baying for him, I think management may have to step in.

My colleague followed up this by setting up a meeting for 7pm tonight to discuss this issue again.  So he set up a meeting before he got into the office then for after he'd left the office.  In addition, everyone working on this project will be out of the office so they'd either have to work late or log in from home.  Sometimes in our role you have to have meetings at different times but there has to be a justification for it, absolutely none in this instance.  Pure slopey-shouldering.  

Brutal stuff.

[GordonD]

10 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

My colleague followed up this by setting up a meeting for 7pm tonight to discuss this issue again.  So he set up a meeting before he got into the office then for after he'd left the office.  In addition, everyone working on this project will be out of the office so they'd either have to work late or log in from home.  Sometimes in our role you have to have meetings at different times but there has to be a justification for it, absolutely none in this instance.  Pure slopey-shouldering.  

Brutal stuff.

Everybody should turn up at his house at 7pm.

[UsedToGoToCentralPark]

My colleague followed up this by setting up a meeting for 7pm tonight to discuss this issue again.  So he set up a meeting before he got into the office then for after he'd left the office.  In addition, everyone working on this project will be out of the office so they'd either have to work late or log in from home.  Sometimes in our role you have to have meetings at different times but there has to be a justification for it, absolutely none in this instance.  Pure slopey-shouldering.  
Brutal stuff.

His line manager allows this?

[Sergeant Wilson]

4 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said:

19 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

My colleague followed up this by setting up a meeting for 7pm tonight to discuss this issue again.  So he set up a meeting before he got into the office then for after he'd left the office.  In addition, everyone working on this project will be out of the office so they'd either have to work late or log in from home.  Sometimes in our role you have to have meetings at different times but there has to be a justification for it, absolutely none in this instance.  Pure slopey-shouldering.  
Brutal stuff.

His line manager allows this?

ICTChris is his line manager.

[ICTChris]

2 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said:

18 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

My colleague followed up this by setting up a meeting for 7pm tonight to discuss this issue again.  So he set up a meeting before he got into the office then for after he'd left the office.  In addition, everyone working on this project will be out of the office so they'd either have to work late or log in from home.  Sometimes in our role you have to have meetings at different times but there has to be a justification for it, absolutely none in this instance.  Pure slopey-shouldering.  
Brutal stuff.

His line manager allows this?

It's hard to actually stop him doing it as we are all free to manage our own work / projects and set up meetings as needed.  There's a degree of trust that everyone is fine with, except one.