welshbairn Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: You're a bit menstrual today. Not foreign as in that could have been a reasonable explanation for her keeping scrubbing around me when I was saying "it's OK, you don't need to clean my desk thanks" to no response. Stop shouting at me, I am calm, oh just forget it.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 18 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Is an auld wifey a wid? Define "auld wifey" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Precisely. One man's "auld wifey" is another's "young lovely". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Precisely. One man's "auld wifey" is another's "young lovely". Wayne Rooney likes this 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 The guy @ICTChris has in his work is somewhere between a genius and a wee p***k who you'd never tire of punhcing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Management who don't have a clue how orders should be loaded onto delivery trucks with regards to weight distribution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Same here, female cleaner comes in and starts cleaning when I've been mid shit. She also once came and wiped all round me at my desk and the back of the fabric seat I was in even though that meant she was essentially wiping my back. I repeatedly said it was fine she didn't need to do it but she just ignored everything I said and carried on. Not like she is foreign, just a standard auld wifey. When we were preparing for a major computer upgrade we were working unusually late one night and the cleaning guy came in and started wiping the desks round the stuff we had lying there. To be fair he wasn't the brightest of guys and wasn't sure how to deal with people occupying desks he cleaned when they were empty. We told him not to bother and he thought he'd been given a row, so went off to tell his boss. She came in to defend him but we explained we hadn't been having a go at him. Must have got through though because he only cleaned the vacant desks after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 2 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Same here, female cleaner comes in and starts cleaning when I've been mid shit. She also once came and wiped.... This is getting weird.... but go on... 2 hours ago, MixuFixit said: .... all round me at my desk and the back of the fabric seat I was in even though that meant she was essentially wiping my back. I repeatedly said it was fine she didn't need to do it but she just ignored everything I said and carried on. Not like she is foreign, just a standard auld wifey. Ah right. Never mind. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 There is an email gone round my workplace warning of the dangers of the big bad Feyenoord fans today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: There is an email gone round my workplace warning of the dangers of the big bad Feyenoord fans today. The nearest pub to where I'm staying in Antwerp is called the Feyenoord, hopefully I'll get back alive tonight. Scarf must be from a few years back. Edited September 19, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: The nearest pub to where I'm staying in Antwerp is called the Feyenoord, hopefully I'll get back alive tonight. Scarf must be from a few years back. Wish them happy new year from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Busta Nut said: There is an email gone round my workplace warning of the dangers of the big bad Feyenoord fans today. I think the Dutch fans will appreciate all the flags and banners the Rangers fans will have designed and songs they have written just for this occassion to celebrate 300 year old dutch history. Very hospitable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, HenryHill said: I think the Dutch fans will appreciate all the flags and banners the Rangers fans will have designed and songs they have written just for this occassion to celebrate 300 year old dutch history. Very hospitable. And the fact they all look like they’ve just crawled out of a 16th century cesspit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Cleaner in our work before she retired was known for using the same mop to clean floors (including toilet) all over the building, then instead of using a new cloth to do the surfaces just used the mop to clean the dining tables in the break room and window sills etc. About a year after she retired she went a bit mad and they had to change all the locks as she’d turn up to clean. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 There is an email gone round my workplace warning of the dangers of the big bad Feyenoord fans today.In fairness, I went to Rotterdam when hearts played them all those years ago and I would describe the Feyenoord fans as “raj c***s”. Godspeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Got a phone call from workshy at the end of the day asking me to pick up his work for him tomorrow as he is on leave. Said I couldn’t do it as I am busy tomorrow morning so he said he’d phone another colleague, about two minutes later he posted in our team channel that he’d Done a verbal handover to me and someone else. I spoke to him for less than two minutes.He obvsiouky needs the day off, tough life constantly dodging work. Maybe he’s got a spa day booked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 21 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Got a phone call from workshy at the end of the day asking me to pick up his work for him tomorrow as he is on leave. Said I couldn’t do it as I am busy tomorrow morning so he said he’d phone another colleague, about two minutes later he posted in our team channel that he’d Done a verbal handover to me and someone else. I spoke to him for less than two minutes. He obvsiouky needs the day off, tough life constantly dodging work. Maybe he’s got a spa day booked. This guy is great 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Got a phone call from workshy at the end of the day asking me to pick up his work for him tomorrow as he is on leave. Said I couldn’t do it as I am busy tomorrow morning so he said he’d phone another colleague, about two minutes later he posted in our team channel that he’d Done a verbal handover to me and someone else. I spoke to him for less than two minutes.He obvsiouky needs the day off, tough life constantly dodging work. Maybe he’s got a spa day booked.Did you point out he was telling lies on the same chat channel?Think this guy knows the score alright. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Sound's to me like he's lost the plot, can't cope with the job and is terrified of getting sacked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 This guy has Chris on strings tbf. And several others by the sound of it.Imagine doing anything other than fucking roasting him in that group chat..... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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