Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 We don't have any milk drama in our work, but we do have problems with people "double dipping" in the sugar. Now, one or more persons has taken it upon themselves to put a stop to it ... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 17 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: Doing my usual morning dump at work and the new cleaner walks into the toilets. I'm sat there fully expecting him to leave knowing there's someone in, but no he continues to mop the floor and what not he then starts sticking the mop under the cubicle I'm in to clean it. mopping my shoes in all sorts, I then wipe, flush and go to wash my hands and he is in the cubicle I was in with the mop before i'd even finished washing my hands. Bit weird? Used to have a female cleaner who would shout in the door anyone in. She didnt do this to avoid embarrassment and come back later though. She did it to identify who was shitting so that she knew who she was attempting to strike up a conversation with through the shitter door. Vile. It's a standard female cleaner protocol. I think it's the first thing they're taught in cleaning school. CHAP CHAP EMBDY IN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 11 minutes ago, Rugster said: It's a standard female cleaner protocol. I think it's the first thing they're taught in cleaning school. CHAP CHAP EMBDY IN Worst part is in my case it's a guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: Worst part is in my case it's a guy Guy's got a job to do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Just now, Rugster said: Guy's got a job to do. aye mopping my feet while i'm doing a shite surely isn't in the job description! Fair play to him though it smelled awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 minute ago, staggy1929 said: aye mopping my feet while i'm doing a shite surely isn't in the job description! Fair play to him though it smelled awful. Does sound like a guy who takes his work very seriously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 (edited) Listening to another delightful Brexit conversation this morning. One guy voted for, his reason was; 'to stop that boot Sturgeon letting in all the Syrian refugees'. The old boy beside him seems to think Corbyn and Sturgeon are plotting with the Russians to turn Britain into a communist state. I've overheard the first guy previously discuss how he's heard from a reliable inside source, that the SNP are involved in the coverup of child abuse at Celtic and are also heavily involved with the IRA. I'll give you two guesses as to what football team they both support. Edited September 19, 2019 by MONKMAN 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: I've overheard the first guy previously discuss how he's heard from a reliable inside source, that the SNP are involved in the coverup of child abuse at Celtic and are also heavily involved with the IRA. I'll give you two guesses as to what football team they both support. Hearts or Clyde? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Listening to another delightful Brexit conversation this morning. One guy voted for, his reason was; 'to stop that boot Sturgeon letting in all the Syrian refugees'. The old boy beside him seems to think Corbyn and Sturgeon are plotting with the Russians to turn Britain into a communist state. I've overheard the first guy previously discuss how he's heard from a reliable inside source, that the SNP are involved in the coverup of child abuse at Celtic and are also heavily involved with the IRA. I'll give you two guesses as to what football team they both support. Brechin or St Duthus imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Same here, female cleaner comes in and starts cleaning when I've been mid shit. She also once came and wiped all round me at my desk and the back of the fabric seat I was in even though that meant she was essentially wiping my back. I repeatedly said it was fine she didn't need to do it but she just ignored everything I said and carried on. Not like she is foreign, just a standard auld wifey. She's trying to fire into you mate. is she a wid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Is an auld wifey a wid? At least she's not foreign. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: You're a bit menstrual today. Not foreign as in that could have been a reasonable explanation for her keeping scrubbing around me when I was saying "it's OK, you don't need to clean my desk thanks" to no response. Stop shouting at me, I am calm, oh just forget it.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 18 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Is an auld wifey a wid? Define "auld wifey" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Precisely. One man's "auld wifey" is another's "young lovely". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Precisely. One man's "auld wifey" is another's "young lovely". Wayne Rooney likes this 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 The guy @ICTChris has in his work is somewhere between a genius and a wee p***k who you'd never tire of punhcing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Management who don't have a clue how orders should be loaded onto delivery trucks with regards to weight distribution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Same here, female cleaner comes in and starts cleaning when I've been mid shit. She also once came and wiped all round me at my desk and the back of the fabric seat I was in even though that meant she was essentially wiping my back. I repeatedly said it was fine she didn't need to do it but she just ignored everything I said and carried on. Not like she is foreign, just a standard auld wifey. When we were preparing for a major computer upgrade we were working unusually late one night and the cleaning guy came in and started wiping the desks round the stuff we had lying there. To be fair he wasn't the brightest of guys and wasn't sure how to deal with people occupying desks he cleaned when they were empty. We told him not to bother and he thought he'd been given a row, so went off to tell his boss. She came in to defend him but we explained we hadn't been having a go at him. Must have got through though because he only cleaned the vacant desks after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 2 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Same here, female cleaner comes in and starts cleaning when I've been mid shit. She also once came and wiped.... This is getting weird.... but go on... 2 hours ago, MixuFixit said: .... all round me at my desk and the back of the fabric seat I was in even though that meant she was essentially wiping my back. I repeatedly said it was fine she didn't need to do it but she just ignored everything I said and carried on. Not like she is foreign, just a standard auld wifey. Ah right. Never mind. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 There is an email gone round my workplace warning of the dangers of the big bad Feyenoord fans today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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