Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Shamefully, I'm dressed as one of the products from the Adobe Creative Suite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Milky Gem has put on a buffet and done some decorating, but I'm pleased to report, nobody has dressed up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-50254785 @D.A.F.C Maybe they'll have a reserve list. I imagine attrition rate will be high. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 18 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-50254785 @D.A.F.C Maybe they'll have a reserve list. I imagine attrition rate will be high. I don't fancy the uniform much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 A colleague had sent out an email a while back that required all the addressees to respond by a certain date. One hadn't. Her excuse? "You sent it out on a Friday. I only work part time and that's not one of my days..." What the actual f**k. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-50254785 [mention=59448]D.A.F.C[/mention] Maybe they'll have a reserve list. I imagine attrition rate will be high.Pity they promised a great death in service scheme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 7 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-50254785 [mention=59448]D.A.F.C[/mention] Maybe they'll have a reserve list. I imagine attrition rate will be high. Pity I don't think that was one of the required competencies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Had an all company email sent with picture to enquire if anyone hase left their cap on an engine. Its clearly from a depot down south as now got a sequence of folk from crewe making in-jokes about who's cap it could be and the thoughts the cap could be having about being found by said person. All sent to the whole UK wide company alongside urgent or safety critical emails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Had an all company email sent with picture to enquire if anyone hase left their cap on an engine. Its clearly from a depot down south as now got a sequence of folk from crewe making in-jokes about who's cap it could be and the thoughts the cap could be having about being found by said person. All sent to the whole UK wide company alongside urgent or safety critical emails. I guess you had to be there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I guess you had to be there.Exactly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 12 hours ago, Hillonearth said: A colleague had sent out an email a while back that required all the addressees to respond by a certain date. One hadn't. Her excuse? "You sent it out on a Friday. I only work part time and that's not one of my days..." What the actual f**k. I'm not sure I'm getting this. Was she supposed to reply on her days off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 31 minutes ago, Dele said: I'm not sure I'm getting this. Was she supposed to reply on her days off? No, she was expected to reply on her return to work, and not totally ignore anything sent whilst she was off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I found out that my colleagues held a retirement party for my colleagues guide dog when she had to retire, shame her current dog will be here for another 4 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 51 minutes ago, parsforlife said: No, she was expected to reply on her return to work, and not totally ignore anything sent whilst she was off. Ah, got it. I thought the outrage was because she wasn't replying to emails on her days off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 On 28/10/2019 at 17:16, Bairnardo said: Have we had any more from ICTChris recently on that lad that was utterly ripping the pish out of him? Chris? On 30/10/2019 at 10:54, ICTChris said: There hasn't been any more instances of skullduggery from him. I've also been on leave for a bit this month and working different hours to him. I spoke too soon. My colleague had been working on something yesterday, it broke again overnight and when he was asked to pick it up again this morning he said that he wouldn't be. When it was pointed out to him that he should be picking it up he went with "haha I know i was only joking". Great banter m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I spoke too soon. My colleague had been working on something yesterday, it broke again overnight and when he was asked to pick it up again this morning he said that he wouldn't be. When it was pointed out to him that he should be picking it up he went with "haha I know i was only joking". Great banter m9.Surprised you didnt finish it for him since you are his bitch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, Aufc said: Surprised you didnt finish it for him since you are his bitch I just picked it up for him and within 5 minutes I have fixed it*. *I may not have fixed it and may, in fact, have made things worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Anyone work at Asda's? https://www.bbc.com/news/business-50246335 Big Mag'ret fae Royston likes her wee afternoon shift working the tills and she doesn't want it to change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 "I think at my age, why would I be able to start going to different departments and doing different jobs?" Start by retiring you job blocking old twat! Supermarket shopping has been irrevocably changed by the 2008 financial crash, Asda it seems are just catching up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 28 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Anyone work at Asda's? https://www.bbc.com/news/business-50246335 Big Mag'ret fae Royston likes her wee afternoon shift working the tills and she doesn't want it to change. Wal*Mart will be absolutely rubbing their hands with glee at the thought of what they'll be able to do to their workers in a few months' time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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