xNicola_Ghirl1888x Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 No sure if this counts but I met Amir Khan on holiday a couple of summers back & he was a bit of a c**t. Still got a photo with him though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNicola_Ghirl1888x Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Did you provide him with some of the piercing boxing insight you used to assert that Conor McGregor can beat Floyd Mayweather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 16 hours ago, whiskychimp said: Aye. I just love making shit like that up. I thought the"discretionary" bit was some nice frosting. I put it in because that was the point they were arguing. They were the only patrons. It was the police who told them to pay. They are all black or mixed race. One is fat as f**k. One is a probation officer. One drives a range rover. They went to portugal for two days prior to Miami. Then onto New York where she bought some horrible clothes. That is my complete recollection. Now kindly go f**k yourself, you utter weirdo. I hardly claimed to have had a 3some with Susanah Reid and Carol Vorderman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 On the subject of towels at the pool at hotels. I was in Cuba with the girlfriend a few years ago and the hotel would provide you with towels which you could then swap for clean ones every day. No dirty towel to swap meant no clean towel. We didn't take any beach towels with us because we knew they were provided. A couple of days in I overheard a scummy scouse family talking about losing one of their towels and Mother Scouse told the teenage son to go steal someone elses. This started a chain reaction of stolen towels (including mine at one point) over the next few days which concluded with some Canadian frat boy pinching a towel from a Russian guy while he was at the bar and the Russian found out and knocked him clean out on the beach later that night. Made my holiday as the guy was a c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 21 minutes ago, irvine_buddie said: On the subject of towels at the pool at hotels. I was in Cuba with the girlfriend a few years ago and the hotel would provide you with towels which you could then swap for clean ones every day. No dirty towel to swap meant no clean towel. We didn't take any beach towels with us because we knew they were provided. A couple of days in I overheard a scummy scouse family talking about losing one of their towels and Mother Scouse told the teenage son to go steal someone elses. This started a chain reaction of stolen towels (including mine at one point) over the next few days which concluded with some Canadian frat boy pinching a towel from a Russian guy while he was at the bar and the Russian found out and knocked him clean out on the beach later that night. Made my holiday as the guy was a c**t. You nicked someone's towel? c**t on holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: You nicked someone's towel? c**t on holiday Thought I might get that response I got caught up in the excitement of it all.. I did make a point of stealing it from the scouse family that started it all though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 52 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Ah, the Ibrox boardroom after last year's Cup Final! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Flybhoy said: 59 minutes ago, GordonD said: Ah, the Ibrox boardroom after last year's Cup Final! Probably after this year's Cup Final, too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Managed to sneak Bangfloomp into a conversation about roof slates falling off today. Paarp skoosh is going to be a challenge tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Sitting in a Roman airport surrounded by Glaswegians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, The Saintee said: Sitting in a Roman airport surrounded by Glaswegians. Bloody hell. The Romans were more advanced than I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 49 minutes ago, The Saintee said: Sitting in a Roman airport surrounded by Glaswegians. Mama Mia But! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 On 18/07/2017 at 19:30, Cardinal Richelieu said: Bloody hell. The Romans were more advanced than I thought. They employed Pontius Pilot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compliment Sandwich Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Having a picnic on holiday the other week and some c**t nicked my phone while I was playing football with the kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Here's an article that I think fits well into this threadhttps://www.theguardian.com/travel/2017/jul/31/why-brits-got-the-bug-for-holiday-sickness-scams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby carlos Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Hope this works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 The boy in the blue shirt sounds like a real life Ahmed the terrorist. I Keel you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Nicole - "Papa!" Papa - "I keel you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARYHILLISWONDERFUL Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 On 15/07/2017 at 19:17, Scotty Tunbridge said: The seat reclining issue is a pain, Especially when the person in front reclines all the way back from cruising to landing. Means you either sit uncomfortably the full flight or you turn in to a reclining arsehole aswell Ask them to move forward and if they don't then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 1 hour ago, bobby carlos said: Hope this works. I just know that someone, somehow, is going to twist that to be the Tour Operator's fault, and claim compensation for a 'ruined holiday'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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