Forever_blueco Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I told him the same thing. Your da or his ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, Forever_blueco said: Your da or his ? His. Hands like shovels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 (edited) Had an ex who wasn't shy on handing out the old Rusty Trombones. Was enjoyable at the time, but I wouldn't want to repeat it. I didn't have piles back then for a start. Edited July 28, 2017 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I know this is probably a bit too sordid to mention on a Friday morning but I've been thinking of getting off the booze again. I feel like I could do with a break from the booze. Problem is everything I enjoy doing are things that go hand in hand with booze. Got the fringe coming up, can't do that sober, then a holiday in September, then my birthday, Europa League group stages, Christmas... Just no opportunities to break from drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Ross. said: Had an ex who wasn't shy on handing out the old Rusty Trombones. Was enjoyable at the time, but I wouldn't want to repeat it. I didn't have piles back then for a start. Every day's an education. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Every day's an education. Spoiler What would the reverse of that be called? (Cock in mouth, finger in arse) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maicoman Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I would hope he was shouting ITS CHRISTMAS as it plopped out. Do not know the answer to that one A fare guess the weirdo was singing the Slade song "Look wot you done" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 38 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: What would the reverse of that be called? (Cock in mouth, finger in arse) Sticky trumpet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Jmothecat2 said: I feel like I could do with a break from the booze. Problem is everything I enjoy doing are things that go hand in hand with booze. Got the fringe coming up, can't do that sober, then a holiday in September, then my birthday, Europa League group stages, Christmas... Just no opportunities to break from drinking. There's always the opportunity act like an adult and not do something you don't want to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Every day's an education. Spoiler I hope the tromboner gets into the spirit of it by humming the brass section of "Stop the Cavalry" while she's at it. That would be lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Yeah I was thinking of cutting back the booze and found it really easy last time. Didn't make me feel better since I'm healthy as it is, but I don't get how folk can't just say no I'll have an orange juice or what I do and drink non-alcoholic stuff since it's the taste I enjoy not the drunkness. As for what's above, anyone coming near my back end is getting told firmly where to go. I don't think I've got any fetishes so to speak of, but there's obviously things I like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Jmothecat2 said: What would the reverse of that be called? (Cock in mouth, finger in arse) Stinky Slide whistle is the best I can come up with 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 5 hours ago, Toma_BullyWee said: I don't know what anal vore is. Maybe I'm out of touch. Whatever happened to a good old five finger stinger round the back of the dookits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 32 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Sticky trumpet? Not convinced. A Rusty Trumpet would be the Rusty Trombone equivalent act on a female so Sticky Trumpet is probably out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Every day's an education. Reveal hidden contents 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 5 hours ago, maicoman said: Got to agree with that Can remember about 20 year a go Noddy Holder the Slade man was on late night tv He told the story when he was young and had no moneyhe would go around to the local weirdos house who would lie in the bath with a pane of glass over the bath and Noddy would do a number 2 over the glass as he watched ! Revolting!! Facts you just made up thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 5 hours ago, maicoman said: Got to agree with that Can remember about 20 year a go Noddy Holder the Slade man was on late night tv He told the story when he was young and had no moneyhe would go around to the local weirdos house who would lie in the bath with a pane of glass over the bath and Noddy would do a number 2 over the glass as he watched ! Revolting!! The original name for their 4th album was Old, New, Borrowed and Poo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 6 hours ago, maicoman said: Got to agree with that Can remember about 20 year a go Noddy Holder the Slade man was on late night tv He told the story when he was young and had no moneyhe would go around to the local weirdos house who would lie in the bath with a pane of glass over the bath and Noddy would do a number 2 over the glass as he watched ! Revolting!! He talks about it in his autobiography, he says that when the band were gigging in Germany and needed money to rent equipment that he would do that for the promoter or someone of a similar stature! The things they would do for money!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 On 25/07/2017 at 19:53, Willie adie said: I know of a guy who used to pay school girls to thrash him with a wooden spoon in a local builders yard. He was never into anything sexual with them. One night we stopped and asked him about his latest exploits and unless I had heard the reply myself I would never have believed it. Just before news at ten on itv.He would strip himself naked lie face down on the floor, then bang his toes of the ground until the pain was unbareable and his arse cheeks wobbled. BUT it had to be Trevor McDonald reading the news. He then was then aback when we said we hadn't tried it we " didn't know what we were missing " Any special significance about the location? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 34 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Any special significance about the location? Decent place to get a lumber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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