EdgarusQPFC Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: On a forum where petty squabbles, full-on witch hunts and everything in between are order of the day, on a forum where dotting campaigns and accounts are a thing and in a forum where the list of highest reputation users has historically been filled with far too many pun merchants, there is a certain degree of prestige associated with recognition from your P&B peers. Sadly this doesn't always translate as it should, as we've had more than our fair share of utter weapons who seem to delight in the negative attention they bring upon themselves. With that in mind our first entry celebrates those too beige to manage any of that, the fabled 'single-pointers' who received a solitary fifth place vote from one person. Token, throw-in, last minute necessity to fill out a list of merely five posters after boredom set in, who knows. Either way, the following were so forgettable that only one person cared enough to mention them. @supermik, @Mr Bairn, @pandarilla, @Hearts Daft, @EdgarusQPFC, @Drew Brees, @Bobby Skidmarks, @Reynard, @Shandon Par, @Deefiant, @Grangemouth Bairn, @Craig McCulloch Burley, @Rugster, @red23 and @Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Among their number we have thieves, racists, paranoid SJWs, fantasists, the (apparently) mentally ill, probable militia members and the completely fashion unconscious. I'll leave you to decide if that list of accolades coupled with their status as single pointers merits pity more than scorn. Here are some of your testimonials, in no particular order: "My only ever red dot. Just coz I pointed out he is a thick boring can't. Some people!!!" "Twat." "I really don't see the point of this poster at all. Dreadful." "Stuck up wee townie who thinks he's a ticket and has shite taste in hip-hop music." "A Dee but a c**t of the highest order with the banking of fellow Dees' cash" "a recently noticed fellow Aberdeen fan who has been posting cluster fucks of posts on Hearts-related threads" Fucking hell, i actually made the list! Edited September 10, 2017 by EdgarusQPFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 27 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Fifespud throwing his season ticket on the pitch in disgust and then nicking his wife's one for the next game was the funniest episode I remember on the forum. It was even better than that - wrote a long, rambling letter to the club saying that he'd never be back and then half-inching the wife's. Sure he was at hospitality the week after as well! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im_Rodger Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Will there be any more posts tonight or is it bedtime? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 I'm thinking one a day from now on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just now, Im_Rodger said: Will there be any more posts tonight or is it bedtime? I'm afraid if you were going to get a mention it would already have happened. Don't let the bed bugs bite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im_Rodger Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I'm thinking one a day from now on. Exciting week ahead then. Class I'm happy with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im_Rodger Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I'm afraid if you were going to get a mention it would already have happened. Don't let the bed bugs bite. MeYour BitchNow disappear welshbaige nobody on this forum or in real life cares about what you have to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Im_Rodger said: Me Your Bitch Now disappear welshbaige nobody on this forum or in real life cares about what you have to say. I'm only quoting this so you can't delete it, as is your habit. Weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im_Rodger Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 I'm only quoting this so you can't delete it, as is your habit. Weirdo. Keep it, it's a reminder of your failures in life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 It's a daming indictment of P&B when trolls of the quality of Im_Rodger can reel in bite after bite. It's not even clever trolling, yet moron after moron jump into his net. He's basically Random Guy from a couple of years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im_Rodger Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 It's a daming indictment of P&B when trolls of the quality of Im_Rodger can reel in bite after bite. It's not even clever trolling, yet moron after moron jump into his net. He's basically Random Guy from a couple of years ago. Random Guy is one of this forums very few good guys.1. Myself 2. Elixir 3. Random Guy4. Majority of the Accies posters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 (edited) The previous twenty(+) pages... Edited September 11, 2017 by Mon Deux-Trois -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 "claims to be posting from Australia but wouldn't surprise me if he's in Peterhead prison for fingerblasting dead prostitutes." Spoiler I didn't vote but I'd like to register a retrospective solitary vote for @Melanius Mullarkey please. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 4 hours ago, Im_Rodger said: Keep it, it's a reminder of your failures in life. As well as being a truly dreadful human, your banter is just awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 6 hours ago, The Grass Is Greener. said: It's like the Pun Club are back ffs. It's like @grimbo without the matches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Has Miguel fucked this up already by getting the count wrong for the first round of results? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 6 hours ago, Im_Rodger said: Random Guy is one of this forums very few good guys. 1. Myself 2. Elixir 3. Random Guy 4. Majority of the Accies posters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 4 hours ago, McQuade said: <<<<<joint 85th worst poster , or as I like to call it, joint least worst poster !...That's right Dad , and you said I'd never achieve anything! Who's laughing now? You only received one vote from the Cardinal who said he was nominating the next 5 posters to post in the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 7 hours ago, Im_Rodger said: Me Your Bitch Now disappear welshbaige nobody on this forum or in real life cares about what you have to say. Are you a 12 year old chubby Asian boy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 10 hours ago, Flybhoy said: Give it time my dear boy. Right you are, Harold MacMillan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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