c***s on the road

[Scary Bear]

My wife went yesterday. Most of the garages were empty. The one that still had fuel was limiting people to £30 worth. 

Humanity is so disappointing. 

[Oystercatcher]

I'm a gardener, need fuel for my mowers and other machinery. No fuel in east Kilbride but Sainsbury's and Morrisons are queued out.

Looks like my business is going to take a hit this week due to c***s

[Granny Danger]

25 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said:

I'm a gardener, need fuel for my mowers and other machinery. No fuel in east Kilbride but Sainsbury's and Morrisons are queued out.

Looks like my business is going to take a hit this week due to c***s

You should run for President.

[superbigal]

You also typed gallon. Nobody outside of the US has any clue what you're on about. 

So everyone knows how many kilometres to the litre they get ?
I think not.
My jalopy still does 45 miles per gallon thank you.

[Andy Dufresne]

Oft huge queue’s

[101]

Was at the shops picking up essenTials, normally no one using the pumps at 9 on a Saturday night yet last night there was a queue and half the pumps had no petrol. People are weird.

[Trackdaybob]

Thing is, you get dragged down to lowest common denominator levels pretty quickly. Boils my piss

Need fuel? Genuinely? Then off you go to queue with the fuckbangers. 

[Bold Rover]

4 hours ago, superbigal said:

So everyone knows how many kilometres to the litre they get ?
I think not.
My jalopy still does 45 miles per gallon thank you.

In the metric system, they measure fuel consumption in litres required for 100 kilometres of travel. So low number is good.

[Cosmic Joe]

6 hours ago, superbigal said:

So everyone knows how many kilometres to the litre they get ?
I think not.
My jalopy still does 45 miles per gallon thank you.

That is tremendous use of the 4.5 times table, since Scotland stopped advertising fuel in gallons in 1982. 

Off the scale indefatigability

[Archie McSquackle]

Our whole house has been isolating for the past week so I'm hoping this has all blown over by the time I get out on Thursday as I could be doing with topping up and this would drive me nuts.

Once this is sorted though, what's the next crisis going to be? It just takes the media to report a potential issue and the panic buying to start to complete the self-fulfilling prophecy.

[alta-pete]

Chunt Indy petrol station owners are are at it too. At the MiL’s In Broxburn  today and fuel light came on. 145p/litre for diesel in the Shell at Broxburn by the new Starbucks. Nae danger! Caressed it home past the Morrison’s at Alloa, 134p/litre. 

[Silvio Tattiescone]

12 hours ago, Scary Bear said:

Why were you in Thhhharagotha?

New job?

Road trip holiday 

[UsedToGoToCentralPark]

You also typed gallon. Nobody outside of the US has any clue what you're on about. 

US gallon also about 20% less than a UK gallon by volume.

[gmca]

It's been done to death before on this thread no doubt, but cyclists!!

Almost hit 2 of them tonight. They both had no lights and were wearing dark clothing, cycling along dimly lit roads. Was virtually past them before I noticed them. Had to take last minute evasive action and could easily have swerved into oncoming traffic trying to avoid hitting them.  

[Bob in Denny]

13 minutes ago, gmca said:

It's been done to death before on this thread no doubt, but cyclists!!

Almost hit 2 of them tonight. They both had no lights and were wearing dark clothing, cycling along dimly lit roads. Was virtually past them before I noticed them. Had to take last minute evasive action and could easily have swerved into oncoming traffic trying to avoid hitting them.  

Over here it seems to be young 'uns on mountain bikes..

I also can't work out why 'the pros' as I call them all wear dark clothing..

I cycle ...a lot but I normally wear flou pink teeshirts,

hopefully it works..

and as for those glakit looking fat bikes,

I even met a couple of electric ones over your neck of the wood s a few weeks ago..

[welshbairn]

1 hour ago, alta-pete said:

Chunt Indy petrol station owners are are at it too. At the MiL’s In Broxburn  today and fuel light came on. 145p/litre for diesel in the Shell at Broxburn by the new Starbucks. Nae danger! Caressed it home past the Morrison’s at Alloa, 134p/litre. 

Same in Nairn. Sainsbury's and the Gulf garage on the other side of town. Also BP in Inverness, incidentally they were the company who set off the panic. You expect the supermarkets to be a bit cheaper but not 10p plus.

[ICTJohnboy]

Filled up at Tesco Inverness this afternoon. 129.7 for diesel, no queuing, and no restrictions on amount.

Completely different story in and around Greater Manchester and Lancashire, from what I hear from friends and family in that area.

[red23]

3 hours ago, Archie McSquackle said:

Once this is sorted though, what's the next crisis going to be? It just takes the media to report a potential issue and the panic buying to start to complete the self-fulfilling prophecy.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58699444

i can almost, 100% guarantee that it will be about kids xmas toys, or food supplies for xmas.

It's proven to work, intentionally drop something in to the press and the entire country goes nuts.

I saw Iceland (the shop) tried a couple of times already to warn about shortages, they'd love a nice little boost to their profits.......whoever the fk it is that shops in Iceland

[tamthebam]

1 hour ago, gmca said:

It's been done to death before on this thread no doubt, but cyclists!!

Almost hit 2 of them tonight. They both had no lights and were wearing dark clothing, cycling along dimly lit roads. Was virtually past them before I noticed them. Had to take last minute evasive action and could easily have swerved into oncoming traffic trying to avoid hitting them.  

I pointed out to some Ned on a bicycle tonight that it would be a good idea to have lights when you're wearing black at night in Scotland and he ended up wanting to fight me.

He was a cnut on something though.

One year the Polis had a safety campaign in Edinburgh and handed out the telts in the form of fixed penalties to folk not cycling with lights at night but they never continued with this.

[Soapy FFC]

8 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:

That is tremendous use of the 4.5 times table, since Scotland stopped advertising fuel in gallons in 1982. 

Off the scale indefatigability

My car, 5 years old, displays consumption in miles per gallon. You do have the option to choose.