glassnahalf Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Some people just don’t know how to take a compliment. I simply congratulated you for admitting you are doing something to combat your hideous smell, and you insult me. Charming. and a last cheerio, you bore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Trim the pubic regions once a month 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, LinkinFighter said: Trim the pubic regions once a month This is the correct approach. The only thing uglier than a bawbag is a totally bald bawbag. Keep it neat and tidy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Over 50 now, been going grey since about 30 (a few spotted well before that) now full on white, not really a surprise given my father and grandfathers. Probably run about 5 to 10 kilos too heavy but seem healthy enough theses days (especially off the booze) Must be doing something right as I have recently started what seems to be a health ongoing relationship ( with a woman) Aches and pains? Oh f**k aye, but nothing life threatening 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Going bald and had slightly overweight. Going bald doesn’t really bother me, but If i could get back down to 12st-12st 1/2 i would be happy. I did start the year well, but things have happened to put the brakes on it. Although being overweight i still exercise more now than i ever did in my 20s. Last year I developed prostatitis, i have generally been healthy and never had any proper seriously medically wrong with me up until then which is worrying. The worst thing about getting old is the constant need for removing nasal and ear hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 10 hours ago, glassnahalf said: The older you get, the smellier you get. Get rid of those unwanted hairs that can hold onto those smells! I use an electric razor after showering. 2 mins once a week and it's done. As you get older your eyesight is not as good as it use to be. Similarly your hearing. It seems reasonable to say that maybe your sense of smell is not as good as it use to be. It is not that old people are smellier but they might be less aware of a bad smell. The solution is to keep yourself clean and your house clean even if you don't notice any bad smells. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 10 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: A shite-covered arse and a thick bush of sweaty hair around your cock and balls. I feel deeply sorry for anyone you manage to get to go into your boxers. That’s transference. It gives both an illuminating and disturbing glimpse into your pre-wet wipe life. Maybe you really need wet wipes and hair removal. Given you previously stank of shite and sweat. I feel that showering on a daily basis would have sufficed, but you are possibly an abnormally hairy man. Are you Gary Harkins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 7 hours ago, Raidernation said: Over 50 now, been going grey since about 30 (a few spotted well before that) now full on white, not really a surprise given my father and grandfathers. Probably run about 5 to 10 kilos too heavy but seem healthy enough theses days (especially off the booze) Must be doing something right as I have recently started what seems to be a health ongoing relationship ( with a woman) Aches and pains? Oh f**k aye, but nothing life threatening It may not turn out too healthy for her, given your track record... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 7 hours ago, Raidernation said: Over 50 now, been going grey since about 30 (a few spotted well before that) now full on white, not really a surprise given my father and grandfathers. Probably run about 5 to 10 kilos too heavy but seem healthy enough theses days (especially off the booze) Must be doing something right as I have recently started what seems to be a health ongoing relationship ( with a woman) Aches and pains? Oh f**k aye, but nothing life threatening Are you off the drink and got a burd? You might have said. 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: It may not turn out too healthy for her, given your track record... Oooft! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 I'm going bald and I'm overweight. I'm not really interested in losing weight as I've always thought that skinny bald guys look like they have bad AIDS. I got my nostrils waxed at the Turkish barbers last week. I didn't hurt at all. I thought it would be really sore but I hardly felt a thing. I'm thinking about getting my back waxed as I'm self conscious of my back hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 I’d probably pass for a 20 year old tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’d probably pass for a 20 year old tbh. Maybe if you're a dog... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 9 hours ago, Raidernation said: Over 50 now, been going grey since about 30 (a few spotted well before that) now full on white, not really a surprise given my father and grandfathers. Probably run about 5 to 10 kilos too heavy but seem healthy enough theses days (especially off the booze) Must be doing something right as I have recently started what seems to be a health ongoing relationship ( with a woman) Aches and pains? Oh f**k aye, but nothing life threatening I’ve had white hair for a while now but remember noticing it for the first time a few years back in the barber. I was used to seeing grey hair falling on to the cape, seeing white hair was quite emotional. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 On 3/17/2018 at 09:26, welshbairn said: Takes his grooming tips from Pornhub imo. Probably makes his girlfriend shave her fanny. Anyone that likes a hairy muff can't go down on one very often. Those stray pubes can cause serious choking. Shaven haven far safer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 18, 2018 Author Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, sjc said: Anyone that likes a hairy muff can't go down on one very often. Those stray pubes can cause serious choking. Shaven haven far safer. I prefer neatly trimmed to bristle, and a grown woman look to a prepubescent girl, as I'm not a beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: I prefer neatly trimmed to bristle, and a grown woman look to a prepubescent girl, as I'm not a beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 After cutting my hair and trimming my beard on Sunday night, I decided to shave off all of my body hair to see what it was like (just using the electric razor mind, not an actual shaving razor). It actually feels quite nice, especially on the legs and torso. Annoyingly though I've got a few patches on my back that I couldn't reach. Still, well worth a try I'd say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 After cutting my hair and trimming my beard on Sunday night, I decided to shave off all of my body hair to see what it was like (just using the electric razor mind, not an actual shaving razor). It actually feels quite nice, especially on the legs and torso. Annoyingly though I've got a few patches on my back that I couldn't reach. Still, well worth a try I'd say. I'd say doing the legs is a step too far. Just my opinion though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: I'd say doing the legs is a step too far. Just my opinion though. I’d say upper arms/shoulders, back and cock and bollocks are the only bits I’d shave off. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Back, sack and crack they say. Anyways, I've been told shaving is for knobbers, the real men wax 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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