The Ultimate Super Ayr Thread

[UpInTheAyr]

If the worst thing that is said about Bullen is the BGM then he's getting off lightly, such PG level patter. Much worse was said about Hopkin and McCall.

And the idea that we've not to criticise him on here but instead send a nicely worded letter to Smith with our grievances?...

[UpInTheAyr]

2 minutes ago, Scott-ish said:

And surely this is the home of shite banter.

Here, here...

[AyrAtlanta]

Would’ve respected that statement this morning a lot more if Smith had just came out and addressed the patter on Pie and Bovril as being shite. 

[itzdrk]

It would be very funny if it was calling him Bald Gilet Man that was the abuse 

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxnf5idxsl_gr7TpmAk4rD0EM5VlxXqj4M?si=H51aSZ5QMwMF3C_h

 

Edited January 15 by itzdrk

[Roxanne's man]

Just now, itzdrk said:

It would be very funny if it was calling him Bald Gilet Man that was the abuse 

Truth hurts

[ayrunitedfw]

Whether the BGM patter was good is subjective however it can’t be classed as abuse. 

[Roxanne's man]

6 minutes ago, ayrunitedfw said:

Whether the BGM patter was good is subjective however it can’t be classed as abuse. 

@Finlay21 will probably know a lot more about this than anyone else on here

[mugen_power]

If folk seriously think BGM is "abhorrent" abuse then they have some of the thinnest skin going

Maybe they should be organising a march on Holyrood to get "baldy" recognised at a protected characteristic, so all these bad people that call folk "baldy bastart" can rightfully be placed in high security prisons with all the other huge dangers to society

All the specky bastarts and fat bastarts could join in too

Yours sincerely,

Fat, bald, specky guy off P&B

[Trogdor]

Just now, mugen_power said:

Fat, bald, specky guy off P&B

Thoughts and prayers.

[itzdrk]

4 minutes ago, mugen_power said:

If folk seriously think BGM is "abhorrent" abuse then they have some of the thinnest skin going

Maybe they should be organising a march on Holyrood to get "baldy" recognised at a protected characteristic, so all these bad people that call folk "baldy bastart" can rightfully be placed in high security prisons with all the other huge dangers to society

All the specky bastarts and fat bastarts could join in too

Yours sincerely,

Fat, bald, specky guy off P&B

Get it up ye, I don't wear glasses! 

[Rb123]

I was clearly too wishful about a club video coming out today with Smith or Mathie...

[Richey Edwards]

I'm just fat and specky. I have contact lenses though but decided to stop the denial and just wear the glasses.

[Trogdor]

I'm fat and specky as well Richey but at least we've got our hair!

[General dissaray]

New manager odds?

[blackislekillie]

Is ludo on holiday? 

Edited January 16 by blackislekillie

[ayrunitedfw]

11 minutes ago, blackislekillie said:

Is ludo on holiday? 

Poll is up 

[The Smell of VICTORY]

Hi Guys! As a newbie I'm supposed to introduce myself or something. I was waiting until there was some positive news first. I've waited a hell of a long time, but here goes: Blah, blah, long suffering Ayr fan..., expected much better etc, shite for too long..., only kept going by beating Killie (how many times?),  now finally turned the corner and hopefully avoid relegation play-offs.

By the way I am 52 and bald so would be an ideal candidate for new manager, only problem is I don't have a gilet.

Edited January 16 by The Smell of VICTORY
grammatical

[mugen_power]

1 hour ago, The Smell of VICTORY said:

Bye the way I am 52 and bald so would be ideal candidate for new manager, only problem is I don't have a gilet.

This is abhorrent abuse and you will face trial at the court of human rights in Strasbourg 

[ryanayr1987]

I’m just fat don’t wear glasses and probably too much hair. 

[Scott-ish]

I'm bald, specky, not fat but do have diabetes and I'm generally regarded as a fud. No gilet.

I also know the right time in a match to make a sub and when not to play Ahkeem Rose.

I don't meet all the criteria to apply for the job sadly.