welshbairn Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Fun fact: I had an extra sinus (or something like that) cut from my throat as a baby. If I gulp then only one side of my neck that has a cracking scar moves up and down (which strangely still entertains my OH). Of course, my mother could have tried to slash my throat in some form of postnatal depression, but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on this one. What does OH mean? I haven't been on Mumsnet for a while but I'm assuming old hoor? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Attacked by a cat, nasty scar on right hand. Thank you. Just so you know your place, cunto. It'll be yer balls next time... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Not wanting to start playing "top trumps" but I'll win this thread at the moment hands down! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 10, 2018 Author Share Posted May 10, 2018 40 minutes ago, sjc said: Not wanting to start playing "top trumps" but I'll win this thread at the moment hands down! What's up m8? Exploding hemorrhoids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cerberus said: What's up m8? Exploding hemorrhoids? They've cleared up thankfully! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peedzy Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: The doctor gave me some weird drops for my ear wax. Horrible stuff. It's sticky but it runs out my ear. I've only got to use it until Monday morning and then the MA lassie will skoosh it (my ear) with water. I had a peanut stuck in my ear in the 1980's. Poured in some melted chocolate and it came out a Treet. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 18 minutes ago, Peedzy said: I had a peanut stuck in my ear in the 1980's. Poured in some melted chocolate and it came out a Treet. Wtf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Back when I was still staying with my parents, I had a proper bout of flu. After being in bed for a day or two with a bad fever, I made it to the toilet for a pee. So far so good. When I came out the bathroom I made it 2 yards and passed out, and faceplanted onto the hall carpet. I had carpet burns on my knees, arms, chin and on the tip of my nose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 In 2001 had a tumor removed from my neck, biopsy results toxoplasmosis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 31 minutes ago, Raidernation said: In 2001 had a tumor removed from my neck, biopsy results toxoplasmosis Did you have an odd relationship with a cat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud1876 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 I have only one kidney, born that way. Maybe someone at Parkhead will be kind enough to throw one your way. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Went out to my garage to grab something while in my bare feet. Knocked a plank of wood over and it took the tip of my toe clean off. The pain from the needle as they were giving me local anaesthetics was worse than the toe injury. I have a high tolerance to anaesthetics so they had to inject my toe 6 times. By the end I had local running out the tip of my toe. Still felt them stitching the toe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Raidernation said: In 2001 had a tumor removed from my neck, biopsy results toxoplasmosis That's what killed Tommy from Trainspotting, did you have a kitten pissing and shitting all over the place? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Had my ears syringed once. Was writing my dissertation at the time (not literally the exact moment). Felt bloody marvellous afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 I’ve bitten one of my nails a bit much and it’s a little sore if I apply pressure now. Thoughts and prayers welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 I have impacted ear wax after I tried to get some ear wax out my ear with one of those cotton bud sticks and I ended up pushing it further in. This place is filled with a fair number of freaks. What are some of the weird stuff you have going on? Anyone got the scabies? I had a blocked ear and went to my local GP. I got an appointment for later in the week and they cleared it with some sort of warm water scoosher type thing.I'd go as far as saying it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 38 minutes ago, nsr said: Had my ears syringed once. Was writing my dissertation at the time (not literally the exact moment). Felt bloody marvellous afterwards. 8 minutes ago, Bring Back Paddy Flannery said: I had a blocked ear and went to my local GP. I got an appointment for later in the week and they cleared it with some sort of warm water scoosher type thing. I'd go as far as saying it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. Yes, I can also confirm the feeling of having your ears syringed is quite like no other. Absolutely marvellous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Ive been wanting to get my lugs syringed for some time now. Do you need to ask a Doctor or is there some kind of back street network that does it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Mrs does mine once or twice a year, one of the perks being married to a nurse. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Ive been wanting to get my lugs syringed for some time now. Do you need to ask a Doctor or is there some kind of back street network that does it? Do it. Just go to the doctor and tell them you need it done. You do need to spend a few days using drops to soften the wax which is a total pain in the arse and seems to make things worse but my god is it worth it. You wont believe the shit that comes out your ear, I spent a good few minutes staring at it in awe. Obviously took a pic of it to send about my various Whatsapp groups whilst they ate their lunch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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