Florentine_Pogen Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 24 minutes ago, 101 said: Taking over from @Shandon Par as the calamity par, took a header and fucked it. Sore knees the day, I'll leave you to make your own jokes... Right leg is massive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 01/02/2023 at 08:47, Melanius Mullarkay said: Thats me fully signed up member of the Crohn's club. After my recent bum investigations they reckon im in. Zero symptoms however Im sure that will change in time. That's fucking terrible, baldy. I worked with a lassie who had Crohn's and she lost an absolute shedload of weight while I knew her, but had the haunted expression of a 'Nam veteran. Fingers crossed it goes better for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, 101 said: Taking over from @Shandon Par as the calamity par, took a header and fucked it. Sore knees the day, I'll leave you to make your own jokes... Nice calfage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 hours ago, 101 said: Taking over from @Shandon Par as the calamity par, took a header and fucked it. Sore knees the day, I'll leave you to make your own jokes... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 hours ago, 101 said: Taking over from @Shandon Par as the calamity par, took a header and fucked it. Sore knees the day, I'll leave you to make your own jokes... Those legs can't be on the same person! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 3 hours ago, BTFD said: That's fucking terrible, baldy. I worked with a lassie who had Crohn's and she lost an absolute shedload of weight while I knew her, but had the haunted expression of a 'Nam veteran. Fingers crossed it goes better for you I could do with a couple of stone off tbh. Pretty much there with the Nam look after living in Dundee for the past 30 years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I could do with a couple of stone off tbh. Pretty much there with the Nam look after living in Dundee for the past 30 years. She was off work for about six months, and the next time I saw her someone said she'd lost five stone and shot me a glare like "look impressed, like that's a good thing". So when you post your 'after' pictures, I've had practice in not looking extremely worried and making you feel like a queen. Can't find it now, but I saw somebody pointing out a clickbait article about how some lassie had found the secret to losing a load of weight - you clicked on the article and it turned out she was recovering from cancer treatment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 5 hours ago, Rugster said: Must be some carpet in your gaff. It was a wooden floor that did the damage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 23:42, BTFD said: She was off work for about six months, and the next time I saw her someone said she'd lost five stone and shot me a glare like "look impressed, like that's a good thing". So when you post your 'after' pictures, I've had practice in not looking extremely worried and making you feel like a queen. Can't find it now, but I saw somebody pointing out a clickbait article about how some lassie had found the secret to losing a load of weight - you clicked on the article and it turned out she was recovering from cancer treatment Some helpful tips there. Noted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 The perils of eating a bowl of granola with Mike’s Hot Honey (not euph) before bed.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The perils of eating a bowl of granola with Mike’s Hot Honey (not euph) before bed.. RIP your bank balance if you're still in New York 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, 101 said: RIP your bank balance if you're still in New York Some Peppa Pig plasters have it sorted. Dropped a glass on my ankle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Jesus f**k, Shandon. I was starting to think you were done with the self-harm. What's happened to put you back on this path? Your friends at P&B want to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 24 minutes ago, BTFD said: Jesus f**k, Shandon. I was starting to think you were done with the self-harm. What's happened to put you back on this path? Your friends at P&B want to help. Can’t get it to stop bleeding so have a makeshift solution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Have you taken an Asda bag for life across the Atlantic? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 12 hours ago, parsforlife said: Have you taken an Asda bag for life across the Atlantic? Back in The Kingdom. Still bleeding. At the gym and can smell the blood overpowering the usual sweat etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Since morning I have had a sensation in my chest like the fluttering feeling of anxiety, but minus the anxiety. In fact, it's giving me anxiety. Do you reckon I'm having a heart attack? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: Since morning I have had a sensation in my chest like the fluttering feeling of anxiety, but minus the anxiety. In fact, it's giving me anxiety. Do you reckon I'm having a heart attack? An hour since this post, no updates... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 7 minutes ago, scottsdad said: An hour since this post, no updates... I'm still alive like Pearl Jam. It's gone away, could just be too much caffeine/nicotine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: Since morning I have had a sensation in my chest like the fluttering feeling of anxiety, but minus the anxiety. In fact, it's giving me anxiety. Do you reckon I'm having a heart attack? I get that every so often. Keep thinking I should probably get checked out, but haven’t done so and I’m still here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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