banana Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said: Much better at the start of statements e.g. Ugh, banana has posted again. Exactly, like... ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 When people say 'the now'. Eugh.Indeed. We all know it's 'the noo'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 British people using "y'all" in their Twitter posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 River City. Toe curlingly cringey. Only in Scotland would a character Shellsuit Bob be a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 British people using "y'all" in their Twitter posts. Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Word.This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 On 03/09/2018 at 18:43, Melanius Mullarkey said: What about Dungpee Spewshited? I think you'll find it's Scumdee Pooshited, as managed by Alshit Fergpisscum. On 03/09/2018 at 20:59, Nutz_the_Squirrel said: Similarly- when someone makes reference to Castle Greyskull as being Rangers' abode. Cringe. Then someone adds- 'that's where the good guys live'. Further cringe. Take note @DA Baracus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 If you can't make a He man reference properly, don't bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Scumling Lolbion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Quote 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: If you can't make a He man reference properly, don't bother. almost fell for this one. cringer. I think that the meaning of the word cringe has changed since i learned english. I might be on a spectrum, but i don't see where half of this is coming from. Especially the rubenesque lady a couple of pages back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 When people say really obvious stuff just because they think it's 'nice'. Typically pointless well-wishing. Gives me the cringe and I have to immediately remove myself from the well-wisher's presence. You've got an exam tomorrow, so someone feels the need to say, 'I hope your exam goes well'. Really? I was worried you were dying for me to make a complete baws of it, glad you've cleared that up. You're going to the doctor for test results. 'I hope your test results come back ok'. So you don't hope I've got cancer? Thanks for clearing that up. You're going on a date. 'I hope your date goes well'. What kind of virtue signalling pish is this, actively pointing out that you don't hope I get drugged and wake up in a bath minus my kidneys? Glad you've cleared that up. Piss off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: Scumling Lolbion. Allshit Fergiscum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 36 minutes ago, coprolite said: almost fell for this one. cringer. I think that the meaning of the word cringe has changed since i learned english. I might be on a spectrum, but i don't see where half of this is coming from. Especially the rubenesque lady a couple of pages back. No wonder. P&B must look like Ceefax to you. Poor, underprivileged b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: Allshit Fergiscum. Alloarse Assletit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Neil Lennon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 33 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: No wonder. P&B must look like Ceefax to you. Poor, underprivileged b*****d. I'm not underpriviledged, i'm being retro and artisan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 The word "snowflake". Used exclusively by seething, bitter right-wingers who are annoyed their hobbies of being massively insulting and derogatory to anyone who doesn't fit into their blinkered view of the world are finally getting frowned upon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 44 minutes ago, Gaz said: The word "snowflake". Used exclusively by seething, bitter right-wingers who are annoyed their hobbies of being massively insulting and derogatory to anyone who doesn't fit into their blinkered view of the world are finally getting frowned upon. Whilst at the same time going completely head's gone over the mention of Halal meat being in the shops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, JTS98 said: When people say really obvious stuff just because they think it's 'nice'. Typically pointless well-wishing. Gives me the cringe and I have to immediately remove myself from the well-wisher's presence. You've got an exam tomorrow, so someone feels the need to say, 'I hope your exam goes well'. Really? I was worried you were dying for me to make a complete baws of it, glad you've cleared that up. You're going to the doctor for test results. 'I hope your test results come back ok'. So you don't hope I've got cancer? Thanks for clearing that up. You're going on a date. 'I hope your date goes well'. What kind of virtue signalling pish is this, actively pointing out that you don't hope I get drugged and wake up in a bath minus my kidneys? Glad you've cleared that up. Piss off. Why do you bore everyone with your plans to go on dates or for cancer tests if you don't want them to comment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 On 03/09/2018 at 22:29, Hillonearth said: is this a recent photo? i feel like neds have become extinct and replaced with stupid wee spice boys. bring back neds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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