Big Rider Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 4 hours ago, nsr said: People who take up two car parking spaces for a normal-sized car. Should be shoved in one of those car crushers. The car too. Agreed however cuntos who dont possess the basic motor skills to carefully open their car doors in a car park need shoved into the boot before they get flung into the crushed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, nsr said: People who take up two car parking spaces for a normal-sized car. Should be shoved in one of those car crushers. The car too. People who buy cars far to big to park in normal car parks e.g. Hummers and Urban owners of Range Rovers. Edited May 31, 2019 by Adam101 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 step son is home for the weekend having split up with his long term girlfriend; is now sat in his pants watching some terry pratchett thing on prime, and discussing it as if it is 'real' as in 'that guy's a level five mage - he'd never be able to cast that spell without (doing some inexplicable made up shite) first, or using (some other inexplicable made up shite) to make sure that the effects didn't cause (some other inexplicable made up shite)' he seems genuinely concerned at the perceived inconsistencies in the intricacies of the plot with regard to this sort of thing, and is seething to take issue with someone who gives a f**k about it he also used to go to 'comicons' dressed up with said former girlfriend enjoy it as fiction, by all means - escapism is great - but know where to draw the fucking line man - you're 25 years old ! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 step son is home for the weekend having split up with his long term girlfriend; is now sat in his pants watching some terry pratchett thing on prime, and discussing it as if it is 'real' as in 'that guy's a level five mage - he'd never be able to cast that spell without (doing some inexplicable made up shite) first, or using (some other inexplicable made up shite) to make sure that the effects didn't cause (some other inexplicable made up shite)' he seems genuinely concerned at the perceived inconsistencies in the intricacies of the plot with regard to this sort of thing, and is seething to take issue with someone who gives a f**k about it he also used to go to 'comicons' dressed up with said former girlfriend enjoy it as fiction, by all means - escapism is great - but know where to draw the fucking line man - you're 25 years old !Give the guy a break! He's probably dying inside and just focussing on something to take his mind off his thoughts. Not sure about the pants thing though tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 49 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: he also used to go to 'comicons' dressed up with said former girlfriend Seems like quite a decent sort. Any pics? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 On 31/05/2019 at 08:44, nsr said: People who take up two car parking spaces for a normal-sized car. Should be shoved in one of those car crushers. The car too. I do this, but I'm terrible at parking so it's better than hitting someone else's car, wouldn't go to a near parking space though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 10 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: step son is home for the weekend having split up with his long term girlfriend; is now sat in his pants watching some terry pratchett thing on prime, and discussing it as if it is 'real' as in 'that guy's a level five mage - he'd never be able to cast that spell without (doing some inexplicable made up shite) first, or using (some other inexplicable made up shite) to make sure that the effects didn't cause (some other inexplicable made up shite)' he seems genuinely concerned at the perceived inconsistencies in the intricacies of the plot with regard to this sort of thing, and is seething to take issue with someone who gives a f**k about it he also used to go to 'comicons' dressed up with said former girlfriend enjoy it as fiction, by all means - escapism is great - but know where to draw the fucking line man - you're 25 years old ! Well at least he's not chronically masterbating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 12 hours ago, Oleksandr said: I do this, but I'm terrible at parking so it's better than hitting someone else's car, wouldn't go to a near parking space though https://twitter.com/russian_market/status/1135106354820079618 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Bloody women ship captains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Shout out to the old guy moving towards the ship as if he’s going to help out stopping it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 The most unremarkable sequel to '' the bus that couldn't slow down" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 People who use tabloid language in everyday conversation. This happens a lot, but I find especially around things like terrorism. A guy at my work the other day was talking about people being 'gunned down' in terror attacks. Who says that? Similar is when people say a place has been 'struck' or 'hit'. No, it's been attacked. We have a word for that which is not the preserve of Sun headline writers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 3 hours ago, JTS98 said: People who use tabloid language in everyday conversation. This happens a lot, but I find especially around things like terrorism. A guy at my work the other day was talking about people being 'gunned down' in terror attacks. Who says that? Similar is when people say a place has been 'struck' or 'hit'. No, it's been attacked. We have a word for that which is not the preserve of Sun headline writers. Anything other than "attacked by Muslamic ray guns" is wrong IMO. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 (edited) Reading Andy Robertson love in on Twitter. In amongst the array of Dundee United fans claiming they made him what he is there is a cluster of Celtic fans arguing amongst themselves. Guy 1 : "Why did we let him go? Some players just need more time to develop. I never seen him at Queens Park or Dundee United but surely the coaches at Celtic knew he was good enough to make it?!" Guy 2 : ".. Long winded story about Tommy Burns.." Guy 1 :" I understand that but he was great at Dundee United. Even a blue arsed flea could see that" You literally just said, 4 minutes previous, you never seen him at Dundee United. Edited June 3, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 22 hours ago, welshbairn said: https://twitter.com/russian_market/status/1135106354820079618 Those people. Either run away in fear properly or stand still and face it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 9 hours ago, JTS98 said: People who use tabloid language in everyday conversation. This happens a lot, but I find especially around things like terrorism. A guy at my work the other day was talking about people being 'gunned down' in terror attacks. Who says that? Similar is when people say a place has been 'struck' or 'hit'. No, it's been attacked. We have a word for that which is not the preserve of Sun headline writers. Mark Walsh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Kuro said: in reality if you've spent most of your life in Scotland you're Scottish. That's just a fact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Which is quite amusing when you consider Audi and BMW owners are the people that drive like complete c***s on the road. Think the cars either side of this were to scared to park close to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 20 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Mark Walsh The news ticker on the bottom of that news report says that a plane crashed into a heliport outside the Pentagon. Obviously there was a lot of misinformation flying about that day but that seems a but strange how they can get that so spectacularly wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Could probably go into one of two threads but this one is more appropriate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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