Derry Alli Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 43 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: He shoots from the hip... His cathater bag must have fallen off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Dele said: His cathater bag must have fallen off. That's colostomy you're thinking of. A catheter takes pish out to a bag strapped to your leg...So a mate says. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Declare how they love to 'tell it like it is'. It's usually said by people as an excuse to be rude. 4 hours ago, HenryHill said: Add to that: 'Wear my heart on my sleeve' 'Call a spade a spade' 'Pull no punches' Etc. My mate used to go out with this loud mouthed boot when we were younger so we all had to suffer her shite when he dragged her along which was all the fucking time. Another mate said he liked her because "she says what's on her mind". Unfortunately what was usually on her mind was a lot of pish that no-one else wanted to hear. She had fantastic tits though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomCat Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Take part in Silent Discos through city centres. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 thinking speed camera's are just a cheats way of making money.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 (edited) On 23/08/2019 at 22:51, Dee Man said: She had fantastic tits though. Sadly, they normally do. The Parson’s Paradox I believe. Edited August 25, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 On 23/08/2019 at 22:51, Dee Man said: She had fantastic tits though. Why did I have to read the rest of that shite before you got to the point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Spending the last 20 years working “Al Gore invented the Internet” into the conversation at every opportunity as if at was:a) Funnyb) Any more ridiculous than the things Trump comes out with every...single...day. c) Something he even said in the first fucking place. 20 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 People who have kids and think the wee p***ks are the greatest gift to the world.“He can count up to 10 and he’s only 3”.That’s great news mate. He’s the 2nd coming.Similarly people who have kids and can’t be bothered with them or give a single shit about them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cerberus said: People who have kids and think the wee p***ks are the greatest gift to the world. “He can count up to 10 and he’s only 3”. That’s great news mate. He’s the 2nd coming. A neighbour of ours is a primary school teacher, usually the first year. She despairs when kids can read/write/count/etc when they start - much rather they didn't sh@t their pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Using 12 hour time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 hour ago, The Golden God said: Using 12 hour time. Eh ? Do you mean that folk that say three thirty or half past three (instead of fifteen thirty) are morons ? If so , then I disagree I wouldn't go so far to say that folk using the 24 hour clock are morons. OFTW , though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, A96 said: Eh ? Do you mean that folk that say three thirty or half past three (instead of fifteen thirty) are morons ? If so , then I disagree I wouldn't go so far to say that folk using the 24 hour clock are morons. OFTW , though. No, I mean people who have 12 hour time/clock on their phones etc. I agree about those who would say fifteen thirty but I don't think I've ever met or heard someone say it in person. I have met plenty who use 12 hour though and it's a clear sign they're extremely stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 People who believe that anyone who uses the 12 hour clock on their phone can't understand the 24 hour format. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 People who believe that anyone who uses the 12 hour clock on their phone can't understand the 24 hour format. ^^Uses 12 hour format, can't understand 24 hour format, OFTW 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, The Golden God said: No, I mean people who have 12 hour time/clock on their phones etc. I agree about those who would say fifteen thirty but I don't think I've ever met or heard someone say it in person. I have met plenty who use 12 hour though and it's a clear sign they're extremely stupid. The moron is someone who doesn't know whether 3 o'clock is night or day without access to a digital reference point. Edited August 27, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On a slight tangent, the use of mpg. We stopped selling fuel using gallons as measurement in the mid 1980s in Scotland... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Angusfifer said: On a slight tangent, the use of mpg. We stopped selling fuel using gallons as measurement in the mid 1980s in Scotland... Divide gallons by 4.54 and you're sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Is Jane Park that lassie who won the lottery, got lots of surgery and now spends her time trying (unsuccessfully) to get on any reality tv show that’ll take her?yep the one. she’s in dundee a lot as well. goes about with a lassie from dundee. btw wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4656121/rangers-fan-billy-boys-tattoo-uefa/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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