Jason King Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 https://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/17968674.craig-tara-holiday-scam-leaves-families-hundreds-pocket/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 On 13/10/2019 at 15:26, BigFatTabbyDave said: Trending on Twitter today: #SpoilAMovieIn2Words. Not just that it's a shit idea without a single entry worth reading, but the number of people who've read the hashtag, presumably looked at existing tweets from other people, and then added their own tweet consisting of three words or more, is astonishing. The Usual Suspects: hirplin' fellae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 That's made me feel so christmassy, we're getting so close to the season of glum looking folk in the paper holding their docket for a collapsed savings scheme.My favourites are theme parks with a couple of red painted bins and a rottweiler with plastic antlers tied on in a muddy scrapyard. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Jason King said: https://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/17968674.craig-tara-holiday-scam-leaves-families-hundreds-pocket/ These folk all have enough access to the Internet to use Facebook but can't use it to book their own holidays? Then they also take to said Internet, to advertise the fact that they are easily duped? I think I can get compensation for them. I just require a modest deposit to cover the court fees. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobles Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 These folk all have enough access to the Internet to use Facebook but can't use it to book their own holidays? Then they also take to said Internet, to advertise the fact that they are easily duped? I think I can get compensation for them. I just require a modest deposit to cover the court fees. Start a gofundme for them.Just don't tell them it exists 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Idiots who run for a train or tram, who run further up the platform when they could stand still and get on the train where they were situated previously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Lviv Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 27 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Idiots who run for a train or tram, who run further up the platform when they could stand still and get on the train where they were situated previously. Some of us would like a seat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 People who go to car ‘meets’ Especially the ones who go to Paul Walker memorials in places like Kirkcaldy. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 People who use the phrase "we go again". Shut the f**k up. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Folk who buy things on eBay, then send the seller a list of questions: "before I buy, I just wanted to ask..." Before you buy? WTF did you think was happening when you clicked 'Buy It Now' and input your payment details? Just take your refund and f**k off before the inevitable, "well, the TV arrived and I'm a bit disappointed that this 20-year-old model I paid £30 for isn't 4K and 3D ready" message. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Skerla said: People who go to car ‘meets’ Especially the ones who go to Paul Walker memorials in places like Kirkcaldy. Their exhausts always sound fucked for some reason. You'd think if you were into cars you would get them replaced... Edited October 20, 2019 by Angusfifer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 22 hours ago, MixuFixit said: I mind seeing a load of those kind of cars parked in a church and twigged it was a funeral for one of them who must have driven into a wall or whatever. You'd think this'd give pause for reflection. You should've slowly driven by the funeral blasting 'Ironic' by Alanis Morrisette. That would've cheered up proceedings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted October 28, 2019 Author Share Posted October 28, 2019 A person, when talking about their constant smoking/gambling/excessive drinking/drug taking etc., come out with the line 'I can give it up whenever I want.' If they could give it up whenever they wanted, they'd have done it by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 On 20/10/2019 at 14:29, Angusfifer said: Their exhausts always sound fucked for some reason. You'd think if you were into cars you would get them replaced... Maybe that's why their exhausts are f****d... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 I was walking home with the wife and child today when from behind I could hear the familiar beat of a true winner in life. The stereo was pumping out some joiner music beat and the windows were down for everyone to enjoy his tunes. You can only imagine my surprise when he drew level with me and it wasn't a teenager in a hatchback but a 40+ male in a saloon. Tragic doesn't begin to cover my thoughts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Leaving raging messages in the 'Questions & Answers' section of Google's listing for a business and expecting a response, rather than actually getting in touch with the business directly. Bonus idiocy points if there are already hundreds of unanswered questions along the lines of "YOUSE NEVER TURNT UP MA MAW BIN WATEIN AW DAY CUD OV TOWD HER U WURENT CUMMIN WERE DU AH GET MA MUNNY BAK" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 On 21/10/2019 at 08:47, Dee Man said: You should've slowly driven by the funeral blasting 'Ironic' by Alanis Morrisette. That would've cheered up proceedings. With one hand in your pocket and the other one making the w****r sign. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Thinking that "Don't eat yellow snow" is the funniest thing ever. I first heard it over 50 years ago and I'm sure it was far from new then. I've probably heard it/seen it written a million times since and it hasn't got any funnier. Yet for some reason, men of a certain age will trot it out at every opportunity and each one seems to think they're the wittiest guy on the planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Sounds like someone ate the yellow snow. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Thinking that "Don't eat yellow snow" is the funniest thing ever. I first heard it over 50 years ago and I'm sure it was far from new then. I've probably heard it/seen it written a million times since and it hasn't got any funnier. Yet for some reason, men of a certain age will trot it out at every opportunity and each one seems to think they're the wittiest guy on the planet. Laplanders tell their kids that to stop them getting shroomed out of their boxes when herding reindeer. The reindeer diet is mainly bracken and psilocybin. Spoiler Some of that may be untrue, or not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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