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A cashpoint in St Ninians, Stirling is giving out double money when people are withdrawing cash, cue scores of jakeballs and desperados piling down to withdraw their maximum limit and sharing all over social media. 

Unfortunately, and hilariously these idiots don't realise that within a day or two the banks will quickly debit the correct amount of cash dispensed to their account, judging by the nick of some of the mutants ive just seen on a picture on Facebook they will be withdrawing their last few quid of their giro/universal credit and will quickly incur bank charges due to being idiots and greedy b*****ds. 

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I'd comfortably wager my house that at least one person in that queue loudly said something along the lines of "Aye, the bank canny legally take the money back cuz it's them who made the mistake".

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2 hours ago, Flybhoy said:

A cashpoint in St Ninians, Stirling is giving out double money when people are withdrawing cash, cue scores of jakeballs and desperados piling down to withdraw their maximum limit and sharing all over social media. 

Unfortunately, and hilariously these idiots don't realise that within a day or two the banks will quickly debit the correct amount of cash dispensed to their account, judging by the nick of some of the mutants ive just seen on a picture on Facebook they will be withdrawing their last few quid of their giro/universal credit and will quickly incur bank charges due to being idiots and greedy b*****ds. 

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Hopefully they get hit with a fine for going over their overdraft limit, then get coronavirus.

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14 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

I'd comfortably wager my house that at least one person in that queue loudly said something along the lines of "Aye, the bank canny legally take the money back cuz it's them who made the mistake".

It happened in Dundee a few years ago and the bank didn't take the cash back.

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I'm not sure why folk screwing over the banks a tiny bit, who will just claim the money back through insurance and then take the money back bit by bit from the customers, is a bad thing. 

Go get your extra £20, Magee. 

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3 hours ago, Flybhoy said:

A cashpoint in St Ninians, Stirling is giving out double money when people are withdrawing cash, cue scores of jakeballs and desperados piling down to withdraw their maximum limit and sharing all over social media. 

Unfortunately, and hilariously these idiots don't realise that within a day or two the banks will quickly debit the correct amount of cash dispensed to their account, judging by the nick of some of the mutants ive just seen on a picture on Facebook they will be withdrawing their last few quid of their giro/universal credit and will quickly incur bank charges due to being idiots and greedy b*****ds. 

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Big hunky Magee.....

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I'd comfortably wager my house that at least one person in that queue loudly said something along the lines of "Aye, the bank canny legally take the money back cuz it's them who made the mistake".
And guaranteed it's one of those p***ks that are wearing shorts in the pissing rain with big jackets on
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On 08/03/2020 at 15:01, Dele said:

FTFY. 

La Marsellaise and the State Anthem of the Soviet Union are class tbf,

On 08/03/2020 at 16:06, Empty It said:
On 08/03/2020 at 15:45, tongue_tied_danny said:
Singing football songs when you're not at a match.

Every Celtic and Sevco fan, guaranteed trying to get the rebs going at any pub.

 

Come Out Ye Black and Tans is class as well.

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I'm not sure why folk screwing over the banks a tiny bit, who will just claim the money back through insurance and then take the money back bit by bit from the customers, is a bad thing. 
Go get your extra £20, Magee. 
It's why my APR is at 16%. If it wasn't for lowlifes like them my APR would probably be around...12%.
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Come Out Ye Black and Tans is class as well.
Those National Anthems are brilliant, the Italians have a proper choon as well.
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Go to the exact same place on holiday every year.
I've no issue with this. It's not something I do or can see myself doing but if folk have found a place they really love then why not go there every year for a break.

What I do find annoying is folk that do that and go on as if it's the first time they've been. I used to work with a woman who always went to Turkey and you'd think it was the best place in the world. After 7 years of her telling us about the same shite she did, like the previous years, I just avoided her when I knew she was back.
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It's a proper "doo, doo doo doo. Doo, Doo Doo Doo. Doo Doo DOO DOO DOO. Doo, Doo Doo Doo.

Fantastic
You forgot da da da da daa, da da daa daa daa, da dadadadadadadadaa hey.I cannot speak Italian but I know every word of their National Anthem.
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16 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

I've no issue with this. It's not something I do or can see myself doing but if folk have found a place they really love then why not go there every year for a break.

What I do find annoying is folk that do that and go on as if it's the first time they've been. I used to work with a woman who always went to Turkey and you'd think it was the best place in the world. After 7 years of her telling us about the same shite she did, like the previous years, I just avoided her when I knew she was back.

I like when they sell up and go over to live in their favourite holiday place, only to regret it massively a few months later when they realise they don't know anyone, they don't speak the language, they've got no chance of getting a decent job, and the waiters aren't so friendly when they're not spending serious dosh every night. I'm a c**t.

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